AWKWARD ZOMBIE

...after a wild night out. You don't remember anything except something about a bet with your best friend and something about your grandmother. But just thinking about the last part sends a shiver down your spine so you don't even want to consider remembering anything more.

You find a randomly placed window and take a peek aaaaaannnd....all you see is water. Great, you're stuck at sea.

Do you:

a) Hide and wait until you reach the shore of...wherever this boat is going.
b) Take a look around.
c) Check out your inventory.

(This is something epona4's "The Secret Book", except this is more of a comedy "roleplay" and I pretty much make things up as we go. I created something like this on another forum a while back and it was quite successful so I wanted to try it out here before I saw Eponas topic, so no - I'm not copying him/her/whatever.
I'm simply doing this for shit and giggles, so let's just have fun.)

c
I declare this national adventure thread day!

>Drown

Yes, Go with C, then we can wait and hide, so we don't get sent to a plank because of tresspassing!

>Get ye flask

> Retrieve arms from container.

>B Hide.

Best to stay safe and not try to attack people naked. Oh, and is this US or is it a CHARACTER? which to my point of: What gender are we?

>Retrieve clothes from box.

This is a random character, he doesn't have any name yet but we might get to a point where you'll get to name him.
Oh, and I usually assume this character is a guy since most of the "players" are male themselves when I do these.

Heh, now I feel like doing a magical girl one of these.. I should, but I wonder if people'd like it.

More votes plx

Option c

D: FLASH THE PERSON

C, I'd also cockslap and teabag the person if I win.