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 Post subject: You wake up in a cargo ship...
PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:28 pm 
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...after a wild night out. You don't remember anything except something about a bet with your best friend and something about your grandmother. But just thinking about the last part sends a shiver down your spine so you don't even want to consider remembering anything more.

You find a randomly placed window and take a peek aaaaaannnd....all you see is water. Great, you're stuck at sea.

Do you:

a) Hide and wait until you reach the shore of...wherever this boat is going.
b) Take a look around.
c) Check out your inventory.


(This is something epona4's "The Secret Book", except this is more of a comedy "roleplay" and I pretty much make things up as we go. I created something like this on another forum a while back and it was quite successful so I wanted to try it out here before I saw Eponas topic, so no - I'm not copying him/her/whatever.
I'm simply doing this for shit and giggles, so let's just have fun.)

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I declare this national adventure thread day!

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Yes, Go with C, then we can wait and hide, so we don't get sent to a plank because of tresspassing!

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>Get ye flask

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> Retrieve arms from container.

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Okay, so you put your hands in your pockets to realize that...your pockets are extremely big. Wow, these pants are amazing! These pa- ...oh, well...crap. You don't have any pockets.

In fact. You're naked.

Great, not only are you stuck at sea - you're naked. And you're starting to hear footsteps that's getting closer.

a) Let's ask for help!
b) HIDE!
c) Get ready to FIGHT!

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>B Hide.

Best to stay safe and not try to attack people naked. Oh, and is this US or is it a CHARACTER? which to my point of: What gender are we?

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>Retrieve clothes from box.

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AngelicSongx wrote:
Best to stay safe and not try to attack people naked. Oh, and is this US or is it a CHARACTER? which to my point of: What gender are we?


This is a random character, he doesn't have any name yet but we might get to a point where you'll get to name him.
Oh, and I usually assume this character is a guy since most of the "players" are male themselves when I do these.

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Heh, now I feel like doing a magical girl one of these.. I should, but I wonder if people'd like it.

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More votes plx

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Option c

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D: FLASH THE PERSON

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C, I'd also cockslap and teabag the person if I win.

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