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 Post subject: WHO WANTS TO BE THE MAGE (UPDATES LINKED IN FIRST POST)
PostPosted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:37 pm 
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YES, ITS THAT TIME AGAIN. SIT AROUND A ROARING FIRE, PLAYING A GAME, AND WATCH YOUR UNCLE MAKE ODD GESTURES AT YOU OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR EYE.

HOW DO YOU PLAY? ITS EASY! JUST TYPE OUT WHAT YOU WISH TO DO, AND I THE MAGICAL MAGICALER WILL REVEAL YOUR HORRIBLE, GUT WRENCHING, MIND ALTERING UNFATHOMABLE ELDRITCH CONSEQUENCE, OR SOMETHING COOL MIGHT HAPPEN.

WHO KNOWS!?!?!!?!?


WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR HEROS IN THE SKYPE CHAT LAND, THIS HAPPENED:
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[6:11:43 PM] The Big Cheese: HEY GUYS
[6:11:47 PM] The Big Cheese: LETS PLAY
[6:11:59 PM] The Big Cheese: WHO WANTS TO BE THE MAGE
[6:12:11 PM] Palenque: what, play what
[6:12:20 PM] The Big Cheese: WHO WANTS TO BE THE MAGE
[6:12:23 PM] Palenque: or just play
[6:12:30 PM] mr.mander: I put on my robe and wizard hat
[6:12:49 PM] The Big Cheese: MANDER IS NOW A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER
[6:12:55 PM] The Big Cheese: HE GETS TO GO IN THE PENALTY BOX
[6:13:02 PM] mr.mander: D:
[6:13:03 PM] Palenque: Alas, poor Mr.Mander
[6:13:12 PM] mr.mander: I'm asexual I can't be a sex offender!
[6:13:15 PM The Big Cheese: PALE, ITS YOUR TURN
[6:13:29 PM] mr.mander: To be a sex offender?
[6:13:31 PM] The Big Cheese: no
[6:13:34 PM |The Big Cheese: TO PLAY
[6:13:39 PM] The Big Cheese: WHO WANTS TO BE THE MAGE
[6:13:56 PM] Palenque: How do I do this
[6:13:59 PM] Bunyip: Yes
[6:14:00 PM] The Big Cheese: just play
[6:14:03 PM] Palenque: I am very confused
[6:14:06 PM] The Big Cheese: JUST PLAY MAN
[6:14:10 PM] Palenque: Palenque plays
[6:14:13 PM] The Big Cheese: NO
[6:14:16 PM] The Big Cheese: DO SOMETHING
[6:14:18 PM] The Big Cheese: PERFORM AN ACTION
[6:14:27 PM] Bunyip: RAMIREZ
[6:14:31 PM] Bunyip: PERFORM AN ACTION
[6:14:42 PM] Palenque: Palenque Yells at Ramirez to do something
[6:14:46 PM] The Big Cheese: RAMZERIEZ GETS THE CHEST
[6:14:53 PM] The Big Cheese: +50 GOLD TO Bunyip AND PALENQUE
[6:15:00 PM] Palenque: Yaaaay
[6:15:01 PM] The Big Cheese: RAMIZEREZ WAS SHOT BY THE NATIVES
[6:15:04 PM] Palenque: Noooooo
[6:15:11 PM] The Big Cheese: PLACE THE CARD IN THE DECK AND SHUFFLE
[6:15:18 PM] The Big Cheese: WHO WANTS TO GO NEXT
[6:15:21 PM] The Big Cheese: MANDER,ITS YOUR GO
[6:15:26 PM] mr.mander: Good thing we still have Ramirez and Ramzeriez
[6:15:31 PM] mr.mander: KAY
[6:15:40 PM] mr.mander: >Drop mad beats
[6:16:36 PM] The Big Cheese: You drop some vegetables on the ground
[6:16:39 PM] The Big Cheese: Awesome
[6:16:43 PM] Bunyip: haw
[6:16:47 PM] The Big Cheese: Thats +8 Vegetable Drop skill points
[6:16:48 PM] mr.mander: Dohoho
[6:16:55 PM] Mr. Mander: Did I level up
[6:17:06 PM] The Big Cheese: Yes
[6:17:08 PM] The Big Cheese: twice
[6:17:12 PM] Mr. Mander: Cool
[6:17:14 PM] The Big Cheese: you are now a level 4 vegetable dropper
[6:17:28 PM] Unba: Your vegetable handling skill went down though
[6:17:28 PM] Mr. Mander: Sweet
[6:17:36 PM] The Big Cheese: WHO GOES NEXT, IN WHO WANTS TO BE THE MAGE
[6:17:38 PM] Mr. Mander: I have achieved rank "Turnip Gravitizer"
[6:18:03 PM] The Big Cheese: A SUBSIDIARY OF VIACOM
[6:18:16 PM] Palenque: Oh no
[6:18:21 PM] The Big Cheese: OH YES
[6:18:24 PM] The Big Cheese: WHAT WILL YOU DO ABOUT IT
[6:18:34 PM] Palenque: THEY'RE GONNA TAKE US ALL OFF THE INTERNET
[6:18:37 PM] Palenque: Palenque Flees
[6:18:42 PM] The Big Cheese: I'M SURPRISED NO ONE HAS WON THE GAME YET, IT USUALLY DOESN'T LAST THIS LONG
[6:18:50 PM] Mr. Mander: >Win the game
[6:18:56 PM] The Big Cheese: IN FACT, I NEVER ACTUALLY HAD TO UNWRAP THE CHANCE CARDS THIS TIME
[6:19:00 PM] The Big Cheese: USUALLY WE DON'T GET THAT FAR
[6:19:00 PM] The Big Cheese: NO
[6:19:03 PM] The Big Cheese: THATS NOT HOW YOU WIN
[6:19:08 PM] Palenque: Cheater
[6:19:39 PM] Mr. Mander: >Apologize
[6:20:17 PM] The Big Cheese: YOU APOLOGIZE, YOUR PAROLE OFFICER DROPS YOUR PUNISHMENT FROM PUBLIC FLOGGING AND THE FIRING SQUAD TO JUST GIVING HIM A FOOTRUB EVERY TUESDAY FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH
[6:20:28 PM] The Big Cheese: YOU GAIN +5 FOOT RUBBING POINTS
[6:20:33 PM] Mr. Mander: Eww
[6:20:40 PM] Palenque: Palenque Refuses to give license to officer
[6:20:56 PM] Palenque: Palenque Because he is clearly a headcrab zombie
[6:22:10 PM] The Big Cheese: THE OFFICER IS BAFFLED, BUT THEN A HEADCRAB ATTACKS
[6:22:15 PM] The Big Cheese: THE OFFICER TURNS INTO A BEAR
[6:22:21 PM] The Big Cheese: CONGRATS, YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE
[6:22:28 PM] The Big Cheese: YOU GOT +15 NOT MAKING SENSE POINTS
[6:22:32 PM] Mr. Mander: WRESTLE THE BEAR
[6:23:18 PM] Bunyip: I WANT TO BE THE MAGE
[6:23:19 PM] Palenque: Palenque Celebrates gaining not making sense points with bear
[6:23:20 PM] The Big Cheese: YOU WRESTLE THE BEAR
[6:23:23 PM] The Big Cheese: THEN
[6:23:26 PM] The Big Cheese: YOU BECOME THE BEAR
[6:23:29 PM] The Big Cheese: YOU GAIN A INSIGHT ON LIFE
[6:23:35 PM] The Big Cheese: Bunyip BECOMES THE MAGE
[6:23:37 PM] The Big Cheese: SHE WINS
[6:23:37 PM] Bunyip: CRACK OPEN A BEAR
[6:23:41 PM] Unba: Pale is now a bear upstanding member of society
[6:23:43 PM] Bunyip: YAY I WIN
[6:23:47 PM] Palenque: hm
[6:23:49 PM] Mr. Mander: THE PRIZE
[6:23:51 PM] Mr. Mander: IS BEAR
[6:23:56 PM] The Big Cheese: HER REWARD IS TO STAND IN TOWN FOR 2 HOURS CALLING OUT "LFG" UNTIL A TEAM PICKS HER, ONLY TO HAVE HER NEED TO GO TO DINNER


RIVETING

NOW DON'T GET YOUR NIPPLES IN A TWIST, YOU WON'T WIN THAT WAY THIS TIME. YOU JUST GOTTA PLAY THE GAME AND WIN. HOW DO YOU WIN? WE'LL FIND OUT. I HAVEN'T READ THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL.

UPDATES:
FIRST1!!1!!
THE SECOND WIND
THIRD TIMES THE CHARM, BUCKY
FOURTH TIME AROUND, KEEP ON TRUCKIN'
FIVE TIMES A LADY
SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, SIX BOTTLES OF DROWNING YOUR SORROWS~
7'TH HEAVEN
THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD
I CAN DO IT, I CAN DO IT NINE TIMES
10x DAMAGE C-C-C-COMBO
11. Its ridiculous. Its not even funny.
THE CLOCK STRUCK TWELVE
FRIDAY THE 13'TH
14 DOLLAR SAN PERDRO COMBO BURGER
I SWEAR OFFICER, I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS 15
SIXTEEN TONS, AND WHADDYA GET
SHE WAS ONLY SEEVEEENTEEEEN

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I WANT TO BE THE MAGE

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I have no idea what I just read but it was beautiful.

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I am 20 and wat is this?

I want to be the healer.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat

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Kalekemo wrote:
I put on my robe and wizard hat


KALEKEMO IS NOW A SEX OFFENDER

TO THE PENALTY BOX
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RAMIREZ, BECOME MAGE

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Game Angel wrote:
I WANT TO BE THE MAGE

THANKS FOR PLAYING

AND Y THAT I MEAN, WELCOME. THOUGH RUNNING OUT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE TOWN SQUARE AND YELLING THAT YOU WANTED TO BE THE MAGE WORKED THE FIRST TIME, THE TOWNSFOLK NOW CONSIDER YOU SOME SORT OF CRAZED PERSON. POSSIBLY WITH RABIES.

YOU YELL HOW THIS IS UNFAIR AND THEY ARE WRONG. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS IS SOMETHING THAT A CRAZY PERSON WOULD ALSO SAY. YOU ARE TAKEN TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL AND RETURN 3 WEEKS LATER.

YOU GAIN +5 RE-INSTITUTION POINTS. TAKE THAT, ALCOHOLISM.

Palenque wrote:
>Plays the Violin


YOU PLAY A SOOTHING RENDITION OF VAN HALENS GREATEST HITS FOR THE TOWN. THEY REJOICE, EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T KNOW WHO VAN HALEN IS.
NEITHER DO YOU, FOR THAT MATTER.
OR WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.
HELP POLICE BAD TOUCH.


Dimm wrote:
I have no idea what I just read but it was beautiful.


YOUR TEAR CHOKED FACE MOVES THE CROWD, THEY BEGIN THROWING cheddar AT YOU.

YOU GAIN 58 CENTS. YAY SOCIETY.

Snarf wrote:
I am 20 and wat is this?

I want to be the healer.


YOU TAKE UP TELEVANGELICAL HEALING, SHOWING PEOPLE HOW THE LORD CAN SAVE YOU. UNFORTUNATELY, BECAUSE TV DOESN'T EXIST HERE IT DOESN'T GO VERY FAR. OH WELL, YOU TRIED.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
RAMIREZ, BECOME MAGE


AFTER BEING SHOT, RAMIREZ HAS RETIRED. AFTER HEARING YOUR PLEA FOR HELP, HE SENDS A STRONGLY WORDED COMPLAINT AND A BASKET OF ASSORTED CASHEWS. THEY ARE ALL STALE.

ASSHOLE.

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I beseech the mage for a boon.
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Mr. Mander wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:
I put on my robe and wizard hat


KALEKEMO IS NOW A SEX OFFENDER

TO THE PENALTY BOX
I CAST NO

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THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST GAME EVER

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Kalekemo wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:
I put on my robe and wizard hat


KALEKEMO IS NOW A SEX OFFENDER

TO THE PENALTY BOX
I CAST NO


ROLL PERSUASION CHECK!

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I ROLLED A -3, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

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