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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:22 pm 
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Create a business, be it a great idea or a horrible one.

my idea:

Finding jobs for felons recently released from prison which suit their crime, so they can make cheddar by doing what they do best.

Ex:

A stalker would become a paparazzo (basically, they get paid to stalk celebrities)

A murderer would join the military

A racist would become a standup comedian (they tell racist jokes all the time, and never get in trouble)

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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:23 pm 
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MC would run an abstinence program.


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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:23 pm 
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Will disappoint my parents for $$$

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I'd start a business where I sell propane and propane accesories to everone

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Unbalanced wrote:
Will disappoint my parents for $$$


$$$

now get to work

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Firestorm wrote:
MC would run an abstinence program.


and this fits me?


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PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 9:28 pm 
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NO ONE HIRES THE PUNCHMASTER


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Reubo wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:
Will disappoint my parents for $$$


$$$

now get to work

;-;

Worst. Business plan. Ever.

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Unbalanced wrote:
Reubo wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:
Will disappoint my parents for $$$


$$$

now get to work

;-;

Worst. Business plan. Ever.


$$$$$$

Now both of you get to work.

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I think my business's slogan will be "FUN FOR FELONS"

Also, I always had this idea of opening an alphabet-themed restaurant. Every item on the men-U (get it? *snicker*) will have some sort of letter in it.

P-Soup
T-Bone Steak
C-food
etc

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This thread got gay fast. I guess with AZ its...

...business as usual.

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Mr. Mander wrote:
NO ONE HIRES THE PUNCHMASTER


what about Popsicle Pete?


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impmon08 wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:
NO ONE HIRES THE PUNCHMASTER


what about Popsicle Pete?


Mr. Mander wrote:
NO ONE HIRES THE PUNCHMASTER


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Three posts before a upstanding member of society reference, we're are off of our game tonight.

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Bacon wrote:
So I just had the best idea for a restaurant:

Red
it's a red-meat restaurant (beef, ostrich, antelope, etc), and you can only get your meat cooked up to medium. if you ask for medium well you're asked to leave.

if you ask for well-done you're forcibly removed.

best idea ever y/y


also screw you i was going to make this thread

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