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epona4
 Post subject: Dental Hygene with Epona
PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:51 pm 
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Hey AZ, brush your teeth with me!
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Step 1
Put a small drop of toothpaste on your toothbrush
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Step 2
Brush the side of your teeth (both sides) with an up and down motion to get all that nasty gunk out from your gums
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Step 3
Brush the front of your teeth with the same type of motion
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Step 4
And the insides!
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Step 5
Don't forget to brush your tongue too! It's a breeding ground for germs!
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Step 6
Alright, time to spit all that gunk out and continue with some Mouthwash!
If you don't have a paper cup handy you can also use the top of the bottle or the bottle itself.
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Don't fill the cup with mouthwash! You need space to actually swish it around your mouth!
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Step 7
Swish the mouthwash for 30 seconds. It may sting a bit but just pull through! That pain is all those bad germs dying a slow and painful death!
Also, don't swallow the mouthwash!
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Step 8
Spit out the mouthwash and rinse your mouth with water if you please.

CONGRATULATIONS!
You have now washed your teeth. Show me those clean choppers AZ!
(Especially you Fauche)
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i have an electric toothbrush


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Tall-Hatted Yanimae
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daisies Epona you're a flawless beast

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I have an electric toothbrush with no batteries so it's just like a regular toothbrush. I should patent it.

Also don't forget to floss. Especially if you've eaten corn. You don't want to smile and have GIANT GROTESQUE BITS OF TRANSLUCENT CORN SKIN BETWEEN YOUR TEETH.

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Yes! I was just about to brush my teeth

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SHOW US YOUR TITS

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I've already done that :[
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Leave the poor boy alone! daisies people

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Oh no! I- I've become a sex object!

Waaaaaahh! (Yeeeeeeezz!)
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Nice smile, Epona.
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Derp.


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This is an excellent thread and I approve.

Also Epona stop being so adorable.

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