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 Post subject: The WTF Thread - A Conglomerate of AngelInc.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:15 am 
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Since I haven't seen a thread that is like this on the forum (as far as I know it), I decided to take it upon myself to make one.

This thread shall be a breeding ground for any of those moments in life where you can't help but laugh, while simultaneously throwing-up a bit in the back of your mouth.

Things that qualify:

Strange Coincidences
Weird/Intriguing News
Abnormal Things that People Do
Facts
Unusual Laws
Myths/Legends
Anything that has made that small part of your brain go 'wtf?'

I'll start things up with a few...

Fact: Turtles breathe through their anus

An isopod has been found on the Jersey Shore that will latch itself to a fish's tongue and such out the blood, only to replace the organ. The parasite is the only known organism of its kind that will replace the organ/tissues that it destroys.

-anything that Fox News has said in the past 8 years-

The ball is in your court AZ!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:16 am 
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In Kentucky, it's illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.


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I heard about that! Isn't it also illegal to tickle a girl's chin with a featherduster on a Sunday?

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Apparently in Washington, if two trains are at a cross rode, both trains have to wait till the other goes.

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somwhere in canada its illegal to throw snowballs without the mayors permission

in my home town, it is illegal to pass a horse on main street. a horse always has right-of-way

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OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.

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I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE ANY MORE THREADS.

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Apparently, the dot on an i is called a tiddle. Who has the time to name something like this?

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Mr. Torgue wrote:
OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.

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A tilde is actually ~

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Merlin wrote:
I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE ANY MORE THREADS.

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FACT: Merlin told me this...

Yeah, but isn't a T-I-D-D-L-E the dot on an i? If my information is incorrect, I blame Kevin from Science class.

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i thought it was called a tittle

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I thought it was called a dot.

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Reubo is right. I can't spell for shit.

What's the fear of long words again? I can't spell it; but, it is quite ironic at 36 letters.

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I TOLD YOU NOTHING

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i remembered it because it had the word "tit" in it

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