AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Since I haven't seen a thread that is like this on the forum (as far as I know it), I decided to take it upon myself to make one.

This thread shall be a breeding ground for any of those moments in life where you can't help but laugh, while simultaneously throwing-up a bit in the back of your mouth.

Things that qualify:

Strange Coincidences
Weird/Intriguing News
Abnormal Things that People Do
Facts
Unusual Laws
Myths/Legends
Anything that has made that small part of your brain go 'wtf?'

I'll start things up with a few...

Fact: Turtles breathe through their anus

An isopod has been found on the Jersey Shore that will latch itself to a fish's tongue and such out the blood, only to replace the organ. The parasite is the only known organism of its kind that will replace the organ/tissues that it destroys.

-anything that Fox News has said in the past 8 years-

The ball is in your court AZ!

In Kentucky, it's illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.

I heard about that! Isn't it also illegal to tickle a girl's chin with a featherduster on a Sunday?

Apparently in Washington, if two trains are at a cross rode, both trains have to wait till the other goes.

somwhere in canada its illegal to throw snowballs without the mayors permission

in my home town, it is illegal to pass a horse on main street. a horse always has right-of-way

I TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE ANY MORE THREADS.

Apparently, the dot on an i is called a tiddle. Who has the time to name something like this?

A tilde is actually ~

FACT: Merlin told me this...

Yeah, but isn't a T-I-D-D-L-E the dot on an i? If my information is incorrect, I blame Kevin from Science class.

i thought it was called a tittle

I thought it was called a dot.

Reubo is right. I can't spell for shit.

What's the fear of long words again? I can't spell it; but, it is quite ironic at 36 letters.

I TOLD YOU NOTHING

i remembered it because it had the word "tit" in it