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Dragon Jedi0
 Post subject: Sob story
PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:52 pm 
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My mother promised my littlest baby sister that she would one day meet 'Nicky Nouse' as she once called him. She was only three then. Every time she was asked, she would say, "I'm gunna see 'Nicky Nouse' at Disney World."

Well, she is now 15 and she still hasn't been to Disney World. The cheddar that my mom set aside is now being used to pay for medical bills. My father has gone into dialysis, a process where his blood is cleaned mechanically due to diabetes weakening his kidneys.


Even if you only donate a dollar, that would be helpful.

There is a link in my sig. If you can't donate, that is not a problem. Spread the word. That will help too.

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Xabyrn
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This seems legit, gaiz

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Even if it was, which I don't buy, there are more important things from what it sounds like that the cheddar should be going towards. This isn't the place to ask.

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Get a job.

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Paranoid Android
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Well I saw this coming.

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It took twelve years to save enough cheddar for tickets?
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hello i am a nigerian princess, please send cheddar

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Superior Bacon
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Is Disney World really that important?

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plz get me home with some cheddar
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Paranoid Android
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Fooflyer wrote:
plz get me home with some cheddar


Lol you got cheddar.

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On the eve of Boxing Day, a young girl was walking home from her shift at the Pants Factory. Little did she know that she was being stalked by a man with teeth for fingers. As she got to the front of her house, the stalker came out of the shadows and started biting her. Screaming in horror, she begged him to stop so he raped her with a fish. Her bloody and lifeless body lay their in her walkway, and the stalker was never found.


IF YOU DO NOT DONATE TO THIS THREAD THE GIRL WILL APPEAR IN YOUR CLOSET AT 3 AM AND SHOOT YOU IN THE TESTICLES AND THAT WILL HURT BECAUSE THEY ARE SENSITIVE
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Superior Bacon
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pants factory

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Teeth for fingers
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Noffletoff
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Uhhh, wow....
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Paranoid Android
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Fooflyer wrote:
On the eve of Boxing Day, a young girl was walking home from her shift at the Pants Factory. Little did she know that she was being stalked by a man with teeth for fingers. As she got to the front of her house, the stalker came out of the shadows and started biting her. Screaming in horror, she begged him to stop so he raped her with a fish. Her bloody and lifeless body lay their in her walkway, and the stalker was never found.


IF YOU DO NOT DONATE TO THIS THREAD THE GIRL WILL APPEAR IN YOUR CLOSET AT 3 AM AND SHOOT YOU IN THE TESTICLES AND THAT WILL HURT BECAUSE THEY ARE SENSITIVE



But I just checked my closet and nobody was in there :psyduck:

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