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Fooflyer
 Post subject: Drinking is bad M'kay
PostPosted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:57 pm 
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Drunken Mob Attack Car & Driver Near Epping

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A 20 year old driver has been attacked after he accidentally crashed into two teens on a residential street in Epping.

As the driver turned into Pindari Avenue Epping from McDonalds Road, he was confronted by a large group of drunken teens who were spilled across the road. Unfortunately, he ran into two young men before he could brake.

As he prepared to exit his car to assist the injured men, the group of youths started to attack him and his car. They stood on his bonnet and kicked the windscreen. As they tried to open the doors to the car, the driver was able to flee the scene and report the incident to police.


Honestly, this is typical behaviour for teenagers here. It's disgraceful, but this is a state that loses 15 P-platers every summer holiday through road accidents.
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Australia started out as where Britain shipped off their criminals to, right?

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It's funny that you should speak out about being drunk, Foo.

It's like Elvis asking Nixon for a Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs badge in order to be a part of Nixon's war on drugs.

...Oh shit that actually happened.

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This story is disorienting.
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Bacon wrote:
Australia started out as where Britain shipped off their criminals to, right?


Just like Iceland!
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Wait, what? They were just hanging out in the street? What the hell, how drunk were they?
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going home from a party

oh, and Australia day is coming up soon, which means more alcohol induced assault and rape
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oh, and Australia day is coming up soon, which means more alcohol induced assault and rape


What the fuck kind of name for a holiday is that :psyduck:

Seriously, America has better named holidays and they have a holiday for every time a president farts
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Australia Day

Colonization of Australia
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Fooflyer wrote:
going home from a party
Oh wow.

There is something very sad about walking home from a party drunk only to get in a car accident.

Trying to beat the guy whose getting out to help though is still rather stupid, but drunken teens aren't known for their intelligent reactions.
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Fooflyer wrote:
Australia Day

Colonization of Australia


I said name
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What kind of name is it? It's Australia Day. It's blunt. It's simple. It's easy to remember. It's exactly what it says on the tin. It's the day you celebrate the colonization of Australia. It is Australia's Day.
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I thought there were 365 days in an australian year

Huh
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this topic is ironic

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In a nutshell
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