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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=320352
this is the best story i have read ever
it deserves its own thread

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No it doesn't it sounds like stupid athiest arrogance like usual and you linked to facepunch

This is like the ultimate unimportant topic
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so you HAVENT read it?

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Do I need to? It sounds like athiest blah blah blah see above
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it isnt atheist
in the slightest so



no

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Decker, I'm a christian and this is bloody hilarious.

His joke is that all this is happening to him and he's making an observation that God must hate him or something.

In a joking manner. Even if he is Atheist, this is still really funny.

I love this man forever now.

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isnt it just amazing?

psycho nurse gets transferred at the end, to her jelly caves

i love a pop flyin' ending

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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
isnt it just amazing?

psycho nurse gets transferred at the end, to her jelly caves

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AUGH SPOILER


daisies IT BILL I DIDN'T FINISH IT YET HOW COULD YOU

Well Ame when you put it that way, you kinda ruin the funny.

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Well I haven't started part 2 just yet. Does that begin to happen then?

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A nurse throwing a hissy fit because you called her weird is totally normal and acceptable behavior for SOMEONE WHO IS TENDING TO THE SICK AND RECOVERING.

I pray for the elderly my aunt Maureen looks after as a nurse. God help them if she does stupid shit like that if they say anything remotely bad about her.

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i dont care if its bad, its the most hilarious story ive ever read and i hope this man becomes a professional writer

the last scene
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i lauighed so hard

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Now I'm feeling guilty reading and laughing at this.


gosh darn it peopre

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I'm having more fun laughing, honestly.

See, if Psycho Nurse and the others hadn't started being harpies until AFTER his actions in the lounge, I would pity them. I would understand and probably be in agreeance the guy is a douche.

But I am not. Psycho Nurse started being a bitch because he didn't get her joke and called her strange. They restricted his visitors, told him what he could and couldn't eat, took his possessions, and told him he couldn't leave his room.

I'd be trying to break the window and get out even before they confined me to my room. Or punching the fucking bastard nurses in the face and most likely facing trial.

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exactly

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oh there we go

My guilt's been lifted. BACK TO ENJOYING IT

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