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 Post subject: Dear Santa...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:27 am 
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So make a Christmas list and post it here.

No limits, ask Santa for anything.

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Just how audacious will your Christmas gift requests be?


Or just post fun Christmas-related images... I don't know.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:29 am 
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I want the entire country of Sri Lanka.

Or Up on DVD, whichever Santa thinks is best.

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VIHDEO GAYMES

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I'm Jewish.

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Shoolis wrote:
I want the entire country of Sri Lanka.

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Santa went to Sri Lanka and decided it was too good for the likes of you.


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VIHDEO GAYMES

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Santa tried out your video games (just to make sure they were working) and decided to keep them for himself.


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I'm Jewish.

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Santa will bring you a present just to annoy you.

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I want good grades this semester.

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I want the ability to adjust the sizes of women's tiddies with my mind

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I want Warhammer stuff. Mostly Orks to finish that army so I can start with the Chaos army I've wanted to make.

Obviously.

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Game Angel wrote:
I want good grades this semester.

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Santa can help you out with that.

You are going to Santa school... right?


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I want the ability to adjust the sizes of women's tiddies with my mind

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Sorry, Santa was distracted there. What was the question again?


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I want Warhammer stuff. Mostly Orks to finish that army so I can start with the Chaos army I've wanted to make. Obviously.

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Santa wonders why you didn't just ask for a tank or something.

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I want 3 nice christmas days, no father yelling at me, no mother insulting me, no other relatives lashing over me, and no boyfriend ignoring me. Yush *is schmaltzy*

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Santa wonders why you didn't just ask for a tank or something.


I've already got one.

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I want 3 nice christmas days, no father yelling at me, no mother insulting me, no other relatives lashing over me, and no boyfriend ignoring me. Yush *is schmaltzy*

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Santa suggests you get everybody drunk.


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Santa wonders why you didn't just ask for a tank or something.

I've already got one.

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Santa's is better.

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Tatzel wrote:
I want 3 nice christmas days, no father yelling at me, no mother insulting me, no other relatives lashing over me, and no boyfriend ignoring me. Yush *is schmaltzy*


Santa suggests you get everybody drunk.

The rest is no problem, but Tuxedo Mask would rather stab a fork in his eye then touch alc. Can't smash him with the fish either, since he's highly allergic to it.
Oh I know, I want KO-drops for christmas! Works even for strictly non-alcoholics.

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