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Merlin
 Post subject: A boy is floating over Denver in a home-made balloon.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 4:38 pm 
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A 6-year-old boy is floating somewhere over Colorado in a balloon made of tinfoil and filled with helium. Authorities are racing to find and rescue the boy, last seen heading southeast at 7,000 feet.

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FORT COLLINS, Colo. -- The search is on for a 6-year-old boy who is missing after floating over northeastern Colorado in a homebuilt helium balloon that touched down about two hours after lifting off. The balloon landed about 2 miles northeast of Prospect Reservoir at 1:35 p.m., in Weld County, but the boy was not inside. That's about 50 miles from where the balloon lifted off.

The boy has been identified as Falcon Heene, the youngest of three sons of Richard and Mayumi Heene, of Fort Collins.

The family reported Falcon could not be found after the balloon lifted off. His older brother told his parents that he saw Falcon climb into a box attached to the bottom of the balloon and the balloon lifted off, Larimer County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Kathy Messick said.


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Viral marketing? Conspiracy? Child support avoidance?


FALCOOOOOOOON







disappear

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The boy has been identified as Falcon Heene


Oh my god that is the best coincidence ever.

Hope he's alright, though. :\

EDIT: Dammit Merlin you edited while I was posting.

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So a boy plummeted to his death?

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Dimm
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Karilyn wrote:
So a boy plummeted to his death?


He's FLYYYYYIIIING

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Merlin
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Karilyn wrote:
So a boy plummeted to his death?


You're retarded.

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He trolled everybody.

http://www.zazzle.com/go_falcon_go_tshi ... 1037592548

HEHEHEEH


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Did they ever see him go up?

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He's off having an ADVENTURE! But seriously, they should find that kid. And congragulate him for winning the coolest kid award.

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BREAKING NEWS


The balloon has touched ground, but there is no sign of the boy




(Am I the only one who thinks the kid was inspired by "Up"?)
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Poor kid. I hope he's ok so I can give him a high-five.
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Merlin
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Crawfish wrote:
Did they ever see him go up?


His brother said Falcon did climb into the basket attached to the balloon.

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Mr. Mander
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BREAKING NEWS

A random old man in a park was just hit by a falling boy.





More details on how horrible I am at 11.
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Dimm
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BREAKING NEWS

A random old man in a park was just hit by a falling boy.





More details on how horrible I am at 11.


I lol'd. You're not alone.

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I want to find this child and give him a hug so he'll know that everything is okay.
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I want to find this child and give him a hug so he'll know that everything is okay.


You just adore italics.

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