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 Post subject: Funny typos.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:44 am 
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There's a funny picture thread, a funny video thread, and a funny IM quote thread. Why not typos?
Missayings and mispronunciations count too.

Today, when replying to my roleplay buddie, I somehow misspelled 'lover' as 'leather'.

A minimod on another forum: "festicles". (WHAT WAS SHE TYPING?! She didn't elaborate...)

"Today I was talking to my friend on IM and I said 'Bard' Pitt instead of Brad Pitt."

"My stepfather's name is Bob.
I was talking to a friend on messenger one day and she called him Boob.
I'll never let her live that one down."

"they had to witdraw the voting ballets over here last year between obama/mccain because they forgot the L in the public voting"

"I accidentally typed "anywho" as "anywhore." lol ok then"

"i was chilling with my friend.
and i said i was a naruto closet fan.
i hated that show ,_______,
but i said fun instead of fan by accident.
so he was all OMFG YOU HAD FUN IN THE CLOSET WITH NARUTO?
,_____, i think he now thinks i'm a naruto fan with sexual intentions for drawings.
daisies IT."

"A friend of mine was trying to type "now shut up" and ended up with "no shit up"."

"OH GOD.
I once typed to Tuxedo Mask;
"I went to town today, and this random guy wanked at me."
I WAS MEANT TO TYPE WINK, OH FUCK."

"my friend won a lobo shirt but they put 'tshit' instead
as 'tshirt'. i asked her if he was going to wear her tshit
to school tomorrow."

"My worst one was "I'll be back in a sec" that turned out as "I'll be back in a sex" >.< How..."

" A girl I know was talking to another friend of mine on IM, and she said "Don't worry. Everythong's gonna be alright."
Yes, everythong."


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 Post subject: My name is Kayleigh, so thus, one of my nicknames is Kay.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:37 pm 
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The Big Cheese wrote:
kay


Yes? What is it? Did you need something?

Or did that mean, either- "I don't care" or "This thread is okay?"

Sorry, I get confused easily.


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At least when Plasma is a dick, he's doing it right. When Dark attempts it, he always kind of fails, horribly.

Oh, insert tons of girls accidentally saying, "I love *insert phallic word here*."


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:03 pm 
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1.tirnz death kinght level 80 dps

2. i enjoy playing alot and i am a high sprited player that never gives up

3. i am a enggner and will make bikes if any one wants one also like rununning deungeon but my accunt is off line for a bet will be back up tommorw or firday


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tirnz unholy death kinght my spec i have ghouls fight for me or i bring them to me but in dungeon i use my strickes

hi i am tirnz i am hi sprited and i never up up i am also a title hunter my favorite color is drak blue. I heard about this guild form a friend. i heard you guys raid alot. i have been playing world of warcraft for 3 years so far i have learned form this game you can meet new people. i am looking for peoplpe in this guild who like to run dungeons alot i have to offer in the i enjoy most about world of warcraft is i like to raid and have fun. i am more like a komodo dragon.

www.worldofwarcraft.com //armory

i never change my spec
i have tier 7.5 armor
i always try to dps more
and if i am doing some thing wroung please dont yell at me


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1.hi i am a tuaren Dath Kinght named tirnz

2.hi i am tirnz the Expolrer my first class before a Death kinght i was a hunter on the allies but my borther turned me to the horde my first dungeon Experince i went in to the dead mines. i heard about you guys form a friend his name was ksher and i have been playing world of warcraft for 4 years

3. http://www.wowarmory.com/character-shee ... rs&n=Tirnz

i am pure DPS and i can raid any day and if i need dual spec let me know i am a minner and an engineer


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Happened last week. I was studying with my Biology posse, and my friend texts me to do something.

"Sorry, I'm busy with my bi group."

I received a very confused reply.

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[23/09/2009 4:44:11 PM] Trenny: I'm going to have to go soon, baw
[23/09/2009 4:44:37 PM] Paladin Shaggiroth: How come? D:
[23/09/2009 4:44:45 PM] Trenny: Sex lessons
[23/09/2009 4:44:50 PM] Paladin Shaggiroth: O.o
[23/09/2009 4:44:53 PM] Paladin Shaggiroth: What?!
[23/09/2009 4:45:04 PM] Trenny: OH GOD
[23/09/2009 4:45:05 PM] Trenny: GOD
[23/09/2009 4:45:05 PM] Trenny: AW
[23/09/2009 4:45:08 PM] Trenny: I'M
[23/09/2009 4:45:10 PM] Trenny: I'M SO SORRY
[23/09/2009 4:45:13 PM] Trenny: o////////////o
[23/09/2009 4:45:17 PM] Trenny: SAX lessons

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I ike this thread. Pity about the copy-pasting syndome, Airigh.


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Plasma wrote:
I ike this thread


Was that intentional?


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Best typo ever I saw when I was playing World of Warcraft and speaking with my friend, and he wrought "oshlud" instead of "should". This evenings raid I somehow managed to spread that, and 2 days later it was so popular he renamed one of his characters to Oshlud, which became our guild mascot.


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God soup.

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Crawfish wrote:
Happened last week. I was studying with my Biology posse, and my friend texts me to do something.

"Sorry, I'm busy with my bi group."

I received a very confused reply.


Probably the best mispronunciation this thread will ever have.

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Myk wrote:
Crawfish wrote:
Happened last week. I was studying with my Biology posse, and my friend texts me to do something.

"Sorry, I'm busy with my bi group."

I received a very confused reply.


Probably the best mispronunciation this thread will ever have.


Myk wrote:
mispronunciation


Excuse me?

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Hoshika-Pichu wrote:
Myk wrote:
Crawfish wrote:
Happened last week. I was studying with my Biology posse, and my friend texts me to do something.

"Sorry, I'm busy with my bi group."

I received a very confused reply.


Probably the best mispronunciation this thread will ever have.


Myk wrote:
mispronunciation


Excuse me?

Just like that. Typos. /thread

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I actually said this in a conversation;
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The penis mightier than the sword.


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