AWKWARD ZOMBIE

And so a new adventure begins. WITH PICTURES. (albeit badly drawn ones.)

I'll try and keep this running smoothly, but do remember I have to draw every image. Try not to suggest anything massive or complex. And now it really starts:



You stand alone in this surprisingly featureless room. You're not sure how you got here, or even you own name. You're pretty sure you can't do any stereotypical adventuring until you have a name.

If only you had a large group of omniscient strangers willing to remind you what your name was...

Chad

Name him Crude Jones.

am I doing it right

Betty

Zoosmell Pooplord

Sorry, you haven't been a dick and told him that adventures are not a bandwagon and he should keep his own dumb ideas to himself

I like the idea of drawing the adventures out.
And I feel like actually participating in these adventure games.

Crude Jones plz

Crudely McJoneserstein

Ciffen.

Stickman John

You rather like the sound of that. It gives the impression of you being some prohibition-era gangster. It's much better than your real name which you just remembered, ZOOSMELL POOPLORD.

Now that have you have a name, you examine your surroundings.



The only things in this room are a table upon which rests a HAT, and the GLASS DOOR.

The four circles beneath you are your INVENTORY.

Beside the inventory is your most important possession, your AWESOMETER. By doing AWESOME things, you fill your Awesometer with energy. Once the Awesometer is full, you can use it to unleash some TOTALLY RIGHTEOUS FURY.

Right now, your AWESOMETER is empty. You better do something awesome.

He needs to be more Jewish.

Pick up the awesome hat on the table.

IT WILL MAKE YOU AWESOME.

Yeeeeeessss Crude Jones <3

Wear the hat while punching the glass door.

jump through the glass door that's always awesome.

leave the hat where it is. it will probably just crash the adventure by making the awesome meter too full to work properly anyway.