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You know what's awesome? Recipe sharing. And because I love you all oh so much, I'm giving you the recipe for orgasmicly delicious cupcakes.

I present to you: Ferrero Rocher Cupcakes

Yields: 24 cupcakes

Cupcake Ingredients:
2 cups (500 mL) all-purpose flour
2 cups (500mL) sugar
1/2 cup (125mL) cocoa powder
2 teaspoons (10mL) baking soda
1 tsp (5mL) baking powder
1/2 tsp (2 mL) salt
1 cup (250 mL) vegetable oil
2 eggs
2 cups (500 mL) of butter milk (warning: smells fucking awful)
2 teaspoons (10 mL) vanilla
24 Ferrero Rocher candies

Ganache Frosting Ingredients:
8 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped fine
8 ounces (1 cup) heavy cream
1/2 cup hazelnuts, finely chopped (I recommend toasting them at 400 for 10 minutes. it makes getting the skins of easier)
gold sprinkles or edible gold leaf (optional)


Directions:

Cupcakes: Freeze 24 Ferrero Rocher candies for 30-45 minutes before baking. Preheat oven to 350 degrees (180 degrees Celsius).

To make cupcakes, sift together flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. In a separate bowl, mix together oil, eggs, buttermilk and vanilla. Add wet ingredients to dry, mixing well. Increase speed and beat for 2 minutes, until well combined. Spoon into 24 paper-lined muffin cups, filling halfway. Do not overfill, no matter how tempting! Plop one frozen candy into the middle of each cup of batter.

Bake for about 15-20 minutes or until tops are firm and toothpick inserted into cake comes out clean. Let cool in pan for a few minutes, then transfer to rack and cool completely.

Ganache Frosting: Heat the heavy cream in a saucepan until just simmering (careful not to let it boil over). Pour the cream over the chopped chocolate in a heat-resistant bowl. Let sit for 2 minutes. Mix well until smooth. Add in finely chopped hazelnuts and mix. If ganache is too viscous, let it cool for awhile until it's at the appropriate consistency. Then, dip the tops of room temperature cupcakes into the ganache, letting excess drain for a few seconds before righting the cupcakes. Sprinkle gold sprinkles or lay a piece of edible gold leaf in the center of the cupcake for a decoration. Let cool completely.

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour)


Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounrs and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.


One cup lemon juice.

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Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.

Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'

Two cups rhubard, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

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And it contains proven presenatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

Quick Peanut Butter cookies (BECAUSE -SOMEONE- WANTED TO BE A KILLJOY)

1 cup sugar
1 cup of peanut butter
1 egg(use large eggs)

-Preheat oven to 375
-Stir all ingredients
-Roll into balls, put em in for about 10 min
-Profit!




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Simple recipe for vanilla glaze, like the frosting on cinnamon rolls.
1 cup powdered sugar.
1/4th cup water.
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract.
Stir.
Bitches.

Iron chefs

ive got a mix drink recipe if that counts

Tokyo Ice Tea

1/2 Light tequila
1/2 Capt Morgan
1/2 Vodka
1 1/2 Sweet/sour
1/2 Midori
fill up with 7-up

I'll get drunk just looking at that.

you dont taste the alcohol in it, its so smooth and it tastes like melon/apple juice

Indeed, drinks where you can't taste the alcohol are the most dangerous. First it's going down nicely, next thing you know you've downed 3 of them and you can't find your own booty with your hands. And that's what I call a good night.

Here's a good reciepe for lemonade.

1 empty box of Life cereal
8 lemons

Put the lemons in the box, then wait until they transform into lemonade.

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i love you

Watermelons

1 pack of tomato seeds
1 plot of fertile soil
water

Plant and water the tomato seeds. Have faith in evolution.

1x pack of brie cheese
1x pack of crescent rolls
6x pralines

take half of the rolls and lay them flat
spread the cheese away from the sides
put the pralines on the cheese
cover with the other half of the rolls
pinch the sides

cook until magically delicious

cut up and consume

Its from Louisiana, so it has to be good.

How to make water:

Needed:

A sink with a faucet
A glass or something that can hold water

Get a glass
Go to a faucet
Turn it on
Put the glass under the faucet
Turn off the faucet until you are satisfied with the amount of water.

ENJOY~