AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ever pulled a friendly or not so friendly prank on a friend or enemy? Post some tricks that you've pulled on friends here.


Personally im to much of a pussy to pull a trick on anyone without pulling out halfway through.

Being born was the greatest prank I've ever pulled.

I'm not that clever so the pest prank I ever pulled was throwing a scared shitless chihuahua on my friends stomach while he was sleeping.

Franks.

My greatest prank was making this thread.

I deal with these people over the phone all the time:

Some guy calling for "Tina" or "Linda" or some girl like that.
Scammers.
Telemarketers.

So I've had to learn to prank them when they call. Example:

Me: Hello?
Guy: Hi is Wendy there?
Me: Aren't you the guy she broke up with?
Guy: ... *click*

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Me: Hello?
Scammer: Hi we're collecting donations for firefighters, would you care to donate?
Me: My dad is a fire fighter, where's our money?
Scammer: Uh um er ah eh *click*

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And with the telemarketer you just humor them and part way through a sentence you were saying you hit the hang up button. If they call back you say that the line must be cutting out then do it again and again until they leave you alone.

I lol'd.

Scammer: Hello, how are you today! Would you care to contribute-
Me: NO, I'm not fine! I have AIDS.


I really dident have AIDS but I had a really bad fever.

XD did she respond?

Nope. HE hung up.

Eh, telemarketer pranks eh? Well usually I just say something like "sorry Mario but your princess is in another castle" and hang up, but somehow listening to them talk and just hanging up while they're talking without saying anything yourself seems more satisfying.
Also, I have tried scare pranks before, some were simple like hanging a doll in my sisters room. Some were also simple like stealthing myself behind someone at a time and place where they wouldn't expect anyone else to be around them and tapping their backs.
There was also the April fools prank where my cousin was staying over at my house, so my brother, sister, and I put up a bunch of boxes in front of the door to the room he was staying in, but with enough room for my brother to stand in the room to snap a picture of my cousin's face when he went in. However, my brother ruined it when he got too bored waiting for him and just came out. The best part, however, is that this prank came into another prank, when my cousin refused help from my brother to clean up the boxes and just left them there in the room he was staying in, it turns out he was planning on putting thosse boxes into my brothers room. So my sister and I helped him with surrounding his bed with boxes, I think we also put an OJ Simpson head on of the boxes for some reason. So we all waited for my brother to come into the room while my sister waited to take a picture of his reaction, but that picture was ruined too, I can't remember how it was ruined. Another prank, also involving boxes and a camera with the camera part failing, was when my brother and I put a bunch of boxes in front of the door before my dad got home, we had took pictures of us in front of all the boxes and left the camera on the porch hoping that my father would pick up the camera and look through the pictures, he didn't.

I like to do this one with my sister. She always fall for it.

I have some telephone pranks, but I don't think they have the same meaning in English.

There's a lot of April fool pranks, but I can't remember in any one that was funny.

That reminds me! I did that to my brother then had my fist next to his face so when he looked back at me his face ran into my fist.

Good times.

What's funny is that he really IS a firefighter.

Sometimes with telemarketers I agree with everything they're saying, to buy whatever they're selling, and tell them I'm going to go get a pen and just leave the phone unhooked for 10-15 minutes. Some telemarketers actually aren't allowed to hang up the phone, or so I've heard, and sometimes they're still there after I come back.

ITT: MAKE SHIT UP