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Merlin
 Post subject: Lamentations on a birthday.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:43 am 
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My birthday was one weird fucking day.

In the morning, the sky was gray and lifeless. That's a bad start already. Next my computer greeted with me with a fluorescent BSOD. Later that day, on my way to a chicken and waffles restaurant (the silver lining), I decided to look at facebook from my iPhone, except it kept crashing. This made me think that maybe the FSM is trying to tell me something with his noodley appendage. Same with the BSOD.
First thing I see on facebook is a ton of statuses mourning Billy Mays. What the fuck, I think to myself. My birthday will now be synonymous with his death. That is something you see in fucking Scrubs the television show.
The day goes on (??? if you will). Everything was cool. I went home to eat motherfucking sherbet ice cream in the shape of a watermelon. I love that shit. Watched the USA vs. Brazil game. Cool, I thought, maybe USA will win on my birthday. Nope.
???
I hung out at my brother's house playing Prototype. Then he took out his hookah and I smoked rose flavored tobacco for like an hour and fucking coasted. Then I started getting a stomach ache.
???
Came home, checked out the internet. There was a military coup in Honduras.

Today was fucking weird.

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Your existence is messing with fate?
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Also I peed in your coffee.

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Chicken and Waffles?

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Motherfucking chicken and waffles.

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Also I peed in your coffee.


I drink tea.
Pee in my mouth instead.

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Water
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Next time :shakefist:

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Ah well, there's always next year to be super awesome.

So...rose flavored tobacco? Sounds erotic.
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So...rose flavored tobacco? Sounds erotic.


What isn't erotic about Merlin?

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You already have a birthday thread Merlin, why don't you use that?
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Lolita wrote:
epona4 wrote:
So...rose flavored tobacco? Sounds erotic.


What isn't erotic about Merlin?

Why! Of course!
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Merlin
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scebboaliwiw wrote:
You already have a birthday thread Merlin, why don't you use that?


BECAUSE TODAY IS FUCKING WEIRD.

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Chicken and Waffles?

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Chicken and Waffles?


IT'S A MAN'S MEAL.

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Belgian waffles.

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In the same place?

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