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 Post subject: Drinking gasoline makes you a Transformer.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:34 pm 
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A 14-YEAR-OLD boy drank gasoline for five years to obtain "energy" - just as his idols "Bumble Bee" or "Optimus Prime" do in "Transformers," the Sichuan-based West China Metropolis Daily reported yesterday.

After the boy, in Yibin City, southwest Sichuan Province, had watched the animated TV series, he began to drink gasoline to become a "valiant fighter" like "Optimus Prime," his father told the newspaper.

"He began to drink gasoline five years ago, when we found he liked smelling lighter fuel," he said.

The boy's mother owned a grocery stall, selling small goods such as lighters.

In 2004, she often found lighters missing two or three days after she'd bought them. She later found that her son had been stealing them.

The parents talked to their son and asked him not to do it again. "But afterwards we found our motorcycle's gasoline was always disappearing, and one day when we found the boy had drunk a half bottle of gasoline stolen from the motorcycle, we were too shocked to say anything," the father said.

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They locked the motorcycle away after that but the boy began to steal gasoline from neighbors and was drinking more and more - two or three bottles at a time.

"Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction," the father said.

"Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he does not know the answer of 7 plus 17."

The worried parents finally took their son to hospital where they were told the boy had a mental disorder and a strong "gasoline dependence."

"The gasoline contains a lot of lead, which can do harm to people's brains. To make thing even worse, the boy is in the physical development stage, and the lead has caused serious damage to his body," Peng Houquan, a doctor from a hospital in Yibin, said.


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Imagine that. Worst doctor's visit ever.

"Oh Billy, drinking gasoline won't give you powers like Optimus Prime! Haha... ah... no but seriously you're retarded now and have a gasoline dependency."

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What...what is this.

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That poor kid.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:00 pm 
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I know a kid who
Doesn't know how to think
When he gets thirsty, he
Has a little drink
But he don't drink soda,
No, he don't drink juice,
He don't drink water, 'cuz
What's the use?
He drinks

GAA-AAA-AAAAAAAAAAASOLINE
GAA-AAA-AAAAAAAAAAASOLINE

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I see what you did there water.





Anyway, I'm having trouble feeling bad for the kid.

It should be common sence not to drink gasoline..
I mean he was 14!


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Well, to his credit, he found an addiction that was cheaper than Stoli and killed him faster...

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I see what you did there water.

Anyway, I'm having trouble feeling bad for the kid.

It should be common sence not to drink gasoline..
I mean he was 14!

I believe he was about 9 when he started drinking though.
"He began to drink gasoline five years ago,"- Probably the first sentence states that he is now 14 years old. If I'm wrong, I'm terribly sorry.

I don't know how that was possible though. They claim he was intelligent enough to fix a TV but he was not smart enough to tell the difference between Transformers and human.

Edit: Though true. Those two things can't be compared with one another. The ability to repair electronics and the ability to determine reality are different.


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Nobody should be subjected to listening to reggaeton but I find this incredibly appropriate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gSuviM9 ... re=related


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Nobody should be subjected to listening to reggaeton but I find this incredibly appropriate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gSuviM9 ... re=related
Reggaeton? Are you sure that isn't just Latino Hip Hop?

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epona4 wrote:
Nobody should be subjected to listening to reggaeton but I find this incredibly appropriate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gSuviM9 ... re=related
Reggaeton? Are you sure that isn't just Latino Hip Hop?

That's what everyone who's latino calls it.


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Water wrote:
epona4 wrote:
Nobody should be subjected to listening to reggaeton but I find this incredibly appropriate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gSuviM9 ... re=related
Reggaeton? Are you sure that isn't just Latino Hip Hop?


That's what Reggaeton is.

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Fuck I live in California and I don't know this.

I just hear the bass bumping from random cars and start to block it out.

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Fuck I live in California and I don't know this.

I just hear the bass bumping from random cars and start to block it out.


NorCal or SoCal?

And, I think that's what everyone does. Ear drums being blown out = do not want.

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Are they even sure that he wasn't retarded before he began doing that?

Because, y'know...

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