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Would you do you?
No. 64%  64%  [ 25 ]
Maybe just a facebattle... >.> 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Make-out session with myself, aww yeah! 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
I might do something frisky, but nothing major... 10%  10%  [ 4 ]
I'd do everything to myself, it's just like masturbation! 23%  23%  [ 9 ]
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:45 pm 
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So I was reading xkcd, and I'm curious now.


Say that you had time travelled, and managed to meet yourself, due to paradoxes, one of you would probably vanish shortly.

So it's now or never, would you do you?





And I would go all the way with myself. *unf unf unf*


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I bet I make a good bitch in the past.


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Are you two a couple? Whenever you're paired in a thread, it seems to go to hell in 3 posts.

This being post 3

I wouldn't bother.


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How very astute of you.


Also, I'd beat myself, telling myself all the stupid shit we did and to avoid doing that stuff. 8|


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Fauche wrote:
How very astute of you.


Also, I'd beat myself off, telling myself all the stupid shit we'll do together to get me off. 8|


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SBKT wrote:
Are you two a couple?



Well actually....
Heehee yes~


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I like how 3 people said No, and 3 people said ALL THE WAY!

We have the extreme ends of the spectrum here apparently.

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Leoj wrote:
I like how 3 people said No, and 3 people said ALL THE WAY!

We have the extreme ends of the spectrum here apparently.

And which side are you~?


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Marluxia.Kyoshu wrote:
Leoj wrote:
I like how 3 people said No, and 3 people said ALL THE WAY!

We have the extreme ends of the spectrum here apparently.

And which side are you~?


I am part of the no.

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I've always wanted to have sex with myself.... just to have a piece of this fine booty.

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id take myself out and have 3 way, twin style

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No. I'm pretty sure that thought wouldn't even cross my mind.


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So if I 69 myself, does that mean I get double the feeling of fellatio?


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Chances are...








I probably would.

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