AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That you can remember at least. Besides piracy or whatever.

For me, it has to be posting porn on a forum without even knowing it was porn. There was a flash with singing maids. I always seemed to alt tab before the one part. Whoops! :awesome:

Something similar happened to me.

I once found a porn Zelda douinjinshi when I was like 12. I was a very innocent young man and I said,
"Oh my gosh! This is copyright infringement! I better tell Nintendo!"

I was part of the official Nintendo forums back then. You can guess what I posted on the Zelda board.

Is it bad that I don't know what gray area is supposed to mean?

You couldn't identify porn at age 12?
Also, I had someting slightly similar happen to me too, I had posted what I didn't realize was porn except OH WAIT IT WASN'T BECAUSE THERE WASN'T EVEN NUDITY.
I was then banned from a fourm because a mod decided to pretend it was porn.

I'm not entirely sure, either. To me, it would mean something harmless, not good nor bad....

I kicked the chair out from under this kid who always copied my work in grade 9, and they fell back and smashed their head on their desk.

They immediately accused the kid next to me, and when they said it was me who did it, the one that fell went "<My real name here> is too nice to do something like that!"

I smirked.

What is this 'grey area'? It does mean something to me, but I'm not sure your talking about the same thing.



That's awesome. -thumbs up-

I baked about four dozen or so muffins jammed full of laxatives for my highschool graduation. Good times.

I opened a bag of chips at the store and ate it

Oh I knew it was porn. I was just mad that there was Zelda porn (which involved Zelda getting raped by some frog no less) so I was trying to bring awareness to it by posting it on the forum. Then maybe they could get sued or something.

Actually, if I remember my exact words:

"Someone should Gannon-Ban this!"

When I was still figuring out what level of 'furryness' was acceptable on most forums (and I'd just figured out how to post images), I set up a poll asking people who they would prefer to see in Brawl - Renamon or Krystal.

I also posted some awesome artwork of both (nothing harmful - no nipples or anything, but still pretty hot).

Some people's brains and eyes melted and they said 'EW upstanding member of society!', but nobody really complained too much. Thankfully the people who run the site have upstanding member of society leanings so I was okay (not banned or anything).

It gave me an insight into all the ramifications of posting even mild upstanding member of society artwork. So yeah, FUN TIMES!

Hah. When I was in grade 6 I poured chocolate milk all over some kids head because he was making fun of me and didn't think I'd do it.
Oh he was wrong.

I punched a baby.


Alright, not really. But I just can't think of the worst thing I ever did. I guess I'm just a, y'know, good guy*.


(read: not a blumbling idiot)

I once gave someone the finger. That's pretty much it. I don't really do that many bad things. I think I am kind of a jerk though, but that may be just my low self-esteem talking. It's very hard to tell sometimes.

I used to steal small candies or lipgloss from grocery stores. How I got my favorite lip balm-- Burts Bees. Basically it was as a "try before you buy" thing.

Having a big and mostly empty purse is fun and useful.

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Twelve year old petty theft for the win.

Also I just realized I'm probably the one of the girliest members on this forum.

I pulled a chair out from under my best friend, I elbowed a little kid in the face at a playground and ran away while he was crying, I bitch-slapped my other best friend in the face, I kicked my semi-friend in the balls, I bitch-slapped my third best friend though not in the face...

I could go on like this forever. I swear none of these were actually intentional. Except the first one. I wanted to see if I could pull a chair out from underneath someone. :awesome: I can.