AWKWARD ZOMBIE

There is a post. For example:

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

There is a post in response, rearranging the letters to form another sentence (this is where you come in). Try until all the available anagrams are exhausted and then start anew with a different sentence. Here's the sentence:

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Go!

My cat food smells like cats

No see, use all the letters.

No Seel eaters, leet lthus.

OH WAIT WHAT

The sentence is:

My cats breath smells like cat food.


Your post needs to rearrange the letters in that sentence to make a new sentence.

tiddies.

My breath smells like Tacs

Closet I can get

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My cat's bitch, Fred, looks at me. Lalas~!

Lol, how do I shot web?

Merlin, you seriously expected this to work?


Anyway, "Myself, I am the castrated bollocks."

The hope I once had is fleeting.
But thank you. Thank you, thank you.

This can only end in fog. They bet thee a koi, thou khaupu. Thank you.

EDIT: My phrase: "When Merlin starts a forum game, you fucking participate."

Oh, anagram. I thought this was about the mammogram. That makes a lot more sense.



Where art fun gone, nay, from Patrick I get Miss Amial cut up.

My cat scat smells like food.

I thought Anagrams were for those with an IQ of over 160.