Cleverbot.

Airigh · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:37 am

http://www.cleverbot.com/

My conversation so far:

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Good how are you?

User: I'm okay.

Cleverbot: Just okay?

User: Well I just woke up so I haven't had much of an opinion on today yet.

Cleverbot: Cool. Are you friends with SmarterChild? Because you're better than SmarterChild.

User: I don't know who that is...

Cleverbot: Right, so don't try to pass off as him!

User: Okay, I won't =P It's probably be hard to since I don't know him.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: We all are.

And:

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Current conversation:

Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Airigh
God:
Hey Airigh.
Me:
What's it like being God?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
Ah. Well. How are you today, God?
God:
Ah hah. Well what? I am functioning within normal parameters.

They're both confusing me.

epona4 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2507

Yeah, those things tend to stop making sense after a certain point when you want to have an actual human conversation.

Airigh · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:48 am

Me:
Do you use a laptop or a desktop?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
-facepalm-
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Okay, why? Nothing pedo-ish please.
God:
Yeah okay, I couldn't think of anything else to say. Your polite style is very nice. Really nothing?
Me:
Well of course I would like to be polite to God.
God:
Well that's okay. That's alright. Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
Me:
Wikipedia is wonderful.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Do you live on a cloud?

He won't answer.

Edit

Me:
Do you have wings
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
What is the meaning of life
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
How did the universe get created
God:
Is this a joke? How?
Me:
You're silly
God:
No I am God.
Me:
Are there multiple Gods?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
I think so too
God:
We have so much in common, Airigh.
Me:
DON'T BE A PEDO
God:
I was not trying to be a A PEDO.
Me:
PEDOBEAR
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
PEDO PEDO PEDO
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
PEDO
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
PEDOPHILE

iconsting · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:55 am

already have a thread like this, in fact we have like 3.

DoNotDelete · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:58 am

At least GOD 'knows' that it's a computer program.

Airigh · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:27 am

Me:
I wish Katie would revive Roy. Will you revive Roy?
God:
I hope that your dreams come true. I will become smarter as I grow older. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Katie would revive Roy.
Me:
Will you revive Roy for me?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. For you I will consider it.
Me:
Thank you =D
God:
:-)

you are quite welcome.
Me:
Do you like videogames?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Nothing!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Not a thing.
God:
That leaves very little.
Me:
Of course.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Golly!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I'd guess not.
God:
What would make you guess not?
Me:
This convorsation.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Us talking
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
Would you like a glass of water?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
Would you like a glass of soda? Juice? Tea?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me. Not many people express themselves that way. I've lost the context, HFJNJNKL. Are we still on Juice?
Me:
Okay I'll get you some juice then
God:
Yeah okay, I am very pop flyin' for you.
Me:
Have you played Twilight Princess yet?
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
???
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
Okay then.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
My brother thinks he's a cat.
God:
Tell me more about your family.
Me:
My dad works at a pizza place?
God:
Tell me more about your father.
Me:
He's tall and skinny?
God:
My father is Myself.
Me:
Of course.
God:
So?
Me:
So buttons.

He's not responding.

iconsting · **Posted:** Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:48 am

iconsting wrote:

already have a thread like this, in fact we have like 3.

Water · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:26 pm

I actually like this bot. He's not actually clever (he had a few good zingers, but that's it), but he can actually hold up a conversation, which is admirable. Plus, he tried to convince me that I'm a cleverbot, and that he's a person visiting the cleverbot website. I suppose this is intended to arouse the suspicion that this is not actually a bot but another user who I was randomly linked with by visiting the site. It's a clever trick, and it might've worked, but the bot does indeed act like a bot sometimes. Still, it's a noble effort. We're one step closer to the robot apocolypse.

Spoony · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:14 am **Posts:** 9325

Turing test. Also, nobody wants to read quotes of your conversations. It isn't interesting.

epona4 · **Joined:** Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2507

Cleverbot kept on asking my name. I asked it if it was a pedophile...

it said yes.

When I asked if he liked to rape little boys it just said
"I like to rain"

Leoj · **Joined:** Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:48 pm **Posts:** 1977

sorry spoony:

User: Yi.

Cleverbot: Er.

User: Wazzup.

Cleverbot: Ladies first.

User: Im no lady.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Are you a upstanding member of society?

Cleverbot: I am, yes.

Excuse language. I am not a lady.

God is too:

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
are you a upstanding member of society
God:
Am I a upstanding member of society? Yes.

Merlin · **Posted:** Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:20 pm

Me: Hey.
My dick: Leave me alone.

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Me: Hey.
My booty: Ergh.
My poop: Hey.

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Me: Hey.
My dick: Leave me alone.

iconsting · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:11 am

quick one:

me:upstanding member of society
bot:upstanding member of society?
me:I like to fuck deer
bot:Who doesn't

Fluffdick · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:23 pm

Cleverbot sucks

Quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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_____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\
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___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: ew
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: why did u do that?

You: _\_______/__________/_|
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____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
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You:
_ ./______\_
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___|___________/_____..\___/\___/__
Stranger: its gonna take forever to find someone cool xD
Stranger: are u cool?
You: yes
Stranger: are u in brazil?
You: no
Stranger: than it sucks to be youuu haha
Stranger: then*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok i take back...
Stranger: what are u doing?
You: fliyng
You: flying
Stranger: heyy let me guess i know what youre going to say "im horny" thats what every dumbass say

You: no
You: i don't have horns
Stranger: youre not human Oo
Stranger: ew...
Stranger: are u an et then??
You: I'm a pant
You: plant
Stranger: weed!!!!
Stranger: sweet

You: yes I'm tobbaco
Stranger: marijuana
Stranger: oh yeah babe
You: I'm green
Stranger: immm purple
Stranger: im actually on octopus
Stranger: an*
Stranger: byyye loverrrrr
You: I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A SEED

http://omegle.com/ is awesome

Water · **Posted:** Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:59 pm

Quote:

You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: you?
You: I'm okay. Sailor Moon broke up with me on Monday.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I like this website already.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Cleverbot.

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