AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm sorry guys.

It's my fault the two idiots known as SkinbadKD and thissitesux are running around, defecating in the wool that is these proud forums.

Four years ago, SkinbadKD (Who is mocking my original internet alias, Sinbad-KT) was known as Koopler, and ran a simple Forumer website named IFCA. I was a territorial S.O.B. and it was a postcount competition where the highest usually got Moderator. It was easily possible to make 10,000 in a week without anything being locked or considered spam, which I did. The site was gaming based and generally calm until two days after I arrived, I had a clashing with almost all authority figures and it kept a constant power-struggle. Me, Chris Crocker, and a drunken purple pikmin constantly vyed for power, often trading due to the demands of the Peons generally being a pain in the booty to deal with. Eventually, the site was attacked by a Joker. Koopler at this point handed the site over, where the paid domain expired in a month and it was reshaped into an entirely pokemon site for the time being (Anything not about pokemon was bannable, or could have you kneecapped.)

Now, I remembered the quality of the posts four years ago, which used to be a general quality from Koopler and included proper linking and punctuation. Something has changed in this time and I was unaware. It lead to the mass of hideous posts about penis with an ultimate goal of getting into Arse' pants. After a bad reception, his buddy Joker, seen as thissitesux came to play and decided to halfassedly troll the forum.

On the plus side, these guys have the I.Q.'s of a Scarab so it shouldn't take much to shut them down.

Anyways, I'm sorry because ultimately I caused this mess.

apologizing all the time for shit thats not even your fault isn't gonna solve your self esteem problems, dude

I'm responsible for bringing shit like you on here. I'm just plunging the shit is all. Now flush, daisies you!

im sure me and joker made this place more interesting than it was before we were here

the community should be thanking you but they're too uptight about spelling and earlobe pearcings to give a daisies

Hey, no worries, bro. You can't control people and their actions, especially if they're determined to be stupid (Believe me, I've tried). This whole incident has had no absolutely no negative impact on my view of you. On the contrary. It's not often that people are willing to take responsibility for catastrophes, even if ultimately the blame does not rest with them. If anything, your mature handling of this matter has done nothing but increased my respect for you. You're definitely one of the better forum-goers out there, and I really mean that.

It's okay, dude.

I would very much like it if these assholes who brought such a level of assiness onto this forum to be banned now.

In a sense what you say is true. I do loves me some forum drama.

But that is not to say that I don't still want to punch you in the face for the genocide of the English language and countless brain cells. Still, your entrance was but a ripple in the pond that is AZ. Everybody notices a new user, but considering that we are facing a larger onslaught of new morons every day, I wouldn't count on you staying in the spotlight for long. I expect you to throw a tantrum soon as a result of our ignoring you, and so to you I say, "Bring it on."

I have brushed death.
I have battered my body on countless occasions.
I have survived in the face of adversity.
I have been to /b/.
I have lived with several disorders my whole life.
I have been to an institution.
There is nothing you can dish out that I cannot take.
There is nothing you can do to make me sway.
You are pathetic.
You are unworthy of licking my boots.
You are the saddest excuse for a sentient being that I have ever seen.
You are a joke.
I've spent my whole life surviving the worst of every scenario.
Bring it on, fucker.
I am ready.
Do your worst.

Twenty dollars on Def.

That all real summarizations? Or another quote?

One-hundred percent real.

Hip. Hip. Hooray!

Its okay. It's not you're fault that two guys that remind me of SUPERUBERAWSOMEGUY1000 and xxcloudstrifexx came here. I mean, SkinBadXK posted, like, 40 new topics about nothing. Don't feel bad that you brought these guys here. If anything, they should be banned so hard that they can feel it through their moniters, and you should be given a virtual medal for getting rid of them.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE FORUMS: SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Come on! This is serious bussi-

*gets distracted by owls in the signiture*