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 Post subject: ShamWow, right in the kisser!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:11 am 
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I don't know what's more funny, the ShamWow guy punching out a hooker, or his name being Shlomi.

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Freaky story. Freaky hooker. I wouldn't blame him if not for the fact that he overreacted to her biting.

SHLOMI HUR SOUNDS LIKE SALAMI

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He must have been demonstrating the new Slap Chop to her.

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I have never lol'd so hard. I get a bit turned on thinking about it happening with myself in that position.

More by beating on the hooker.
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I love the comments on the original ShamWow video now.

"It'll get that hooker blood right out of the carpet!"

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She is gonna love mah nuts
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Man. I've been calling him Vince Offer this whole time. Shlomi is much more hilarious.

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Guess she didnt.

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His last name sounds like a mix of "shrimp" and "salami".
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My favorite headline related to this story is the one from Geekologie: "ShamWow Guy ShamPows Hooker's Face."

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ShamWow: Apply directly to the forehead.
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ShamWow is serious fucking business.


Vince's dreams of becoming the next Billy Mays is quickly fading.

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