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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:47 am 
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http://cbs13.com/watercooler/Paraplegic ... 58151.html

He was a paraplegic for 20 years and then got bit by a spider and was able to walk again. Although it appears he was arrested soon after this story came out. I also don't recommend people trying this in an attempt to gain spider-man like powers (How do I shot web?).

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One time I went to Mississippi and got cornered by a Brown Recluse Spider in my friends basement.

That was some scary shit right there :|
Especially when not that long before I saw a thing on recluse spiders. And what happens when they bite you.

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There was this one on FailBlog saying that this dude stole a guy's car and transformed into a goat so he'd get away easily.


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This one time, I bit a spider, and it grew a tiny suite and neck-tie, and then went of to a dull, monotonous job. Tru story u guize.


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Spoony wrote:
This one time, I bit a spider, and it grew a tiny suite and neck-tie, and then went of to a dull, monotonous job. Tru story u guize.


Freaky. :0


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I just read there was a catfight with two 70-something old ladies. They were fighting over a man they were dating.


Proves that some people can never grow up.


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Some college dude was downloading child porn on his girlfriend's computer. The girlfriend reported it to the police and they found a video of the girlfriend fucking her dog on the laptop and she got arrested for bestiality. :awesome:


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IndigoCrystal wrote:
I just read there was a catfight with two 70-something old ladies. They were fighting over a man they were dating.


Proves that some people can never grow up.

My grandma got in a cat fight at a nursing home.
I believe it was over bingo seats.
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iconsting wrote:
Some college dude was downloading child porn on his girlfriend's computer. The girlfriend reported it to the police and they found a vide of the girlfriend fucking her dog on the laptop and she got arrested for bestiality. :awesome:


you guys need to post links to these stories!

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iconsting wrote:
Some college dude was downloading child porn on his girlfriend's computer. The girlfriend reported it to the police and they found a vide of the girlfriend fucking her dog on the laptop and she got arrested for bestiality. :awesome:
Why the fuck did she film it was she trying to post it in ZooTube


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