AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So yesterday I had the worst Stomach Flu/Virus thing I've ever experienced. Vomitting, stummy pains, fevers, cold sweats. My entire body even went numb a few times.

So I wake up today feeling extremely hungry (you can imagine why) and I was browsing the internets before I headed out to buy some fewd and thought, "I wonder what's the worst those guys over at AZ had?"


So what is the worst any of you suffered?

Appendicitis, or however you spell it.

Had to remove my appendix.

Just a more serious version of the flu for me. Couldn't eat, felt like I could barf, could hardly walk or talk, hallucinations... Everything seemed like it was farther away than it was. At some point as I lay in my bed, I thought my bed was miles long and there was a war waging on it. Yeah.

But that's about it. I was gone from school for a week 'cuz of that.

Yeah, Stomach Flu is the worst I've had. I usually get it once a year or so. In 07, I got it just before Spring Break, which I would spend in Cancun. The worst was over before the trip, though, so I was just a little shaky on the way down there. Another time, I was dry heaving so hard that I burst a blood vessel in my eye.

Ebola.

Mouth Sole OW OW it was this big ( )

Pneumonia, lasted for 6 days. Guh.

Back this spring I came down with a bug that fucked with my equilibrium. I was so dizzy that I couldn't stand, and I puked and dry heaved more times than I care to remember. May not sound like much, but I'd take pain over that any day. Pain is something I'm used to, but feeling weak and helpless, especially when it's bad enough to incapacitate me, is very unsettling.

Do migraines count? Cuz I had a really bad one like, a year ago.. I got to miss two days of school.
If that doesn't count then food poisoning. I couldn't eat for two days because if I did I would throw it right back up again in a matter of minutes...

Puking my guts out and dry heaving when I had nothing left and a migraine that hurt enough to make me cry. I couldn't eat, it made me dizzy to stand up, it even hurt to lay down a certain way, so I just slept and woke up to puke. It only lasted a day though, but it's happened twice.

Im allergic to latex so i cant go near rubber ever again or some thing very bad will happen (puking, not breathing, swelling, shit like that)

The worst disease I ever suffered was reality.

Sounds just like what I had, sans migraine. Mine only lasted a day too.

I get this weird reaction to coconut. However, my mom made this awesome deep fried coconut shrimp and I ate a lot of it. Not gorging and not so much to make me full, but a lot. My reaction was a little delayed, so I didn't feel anything until the next day. I had the worst stomach ache ever and threw up for the first time since I was five. It was on Christmas Day.

Also, I get tonsillitis and throat infections constantly.

The flu for me too. I was lying in bed for 2 days. When I was asleep, I had this weird dream where I was modeling clay in midair. Suddenly, the clay would get really skinny and snap; and every time that happened, I got an urge to barf.

When I was awake, I was so dizzy that I felt like gravity itself was shifting, and that I would fall out of bed. Anything that I would normally love to eat seemed fucking disgusting...