AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yesterday, people were talking about something that had happened in the bathroom: Apparently, somebody had taken a dump in the urinal, and was stinking up the place. I saw it for myself, and now I wish I hadn't. And just imagine, somebody has to clean that up.

Do you guys ever have to deal with these things?

(P.S. Bonus points to whoever can tell me the unspoken urinal law (yes, there is such a thing))

I heard somebody defacated on the middle of the wall in the boy's bathroom a couple of years ago.

Well the other day I went into one of my school's restrooms, all of the stall toilets were covered in shit, and un-flushed, one of which had some blood on it. My schools bathrooms in the north side of school are always in the worst condition, even though they look the best designed.

I let my waste drop anywhere, like an animal.

Lovely, Merlin. The health department just shut down your peanut butter plant.

Yeah..I'm a janitor at the local mall..the things I've seen..

and the majority of the time the woman's bathroom is more disgusting.

some girls think its funny leaving bloody tampons laying on the floor or stuck on the stall doors.

the worse i've seen in the mens room was empty cans of beer and discarded underwear.


go to college kids.
it's worth it.

I did a scene in a bathroom a few weeks ago involving fake blood. by the time i was done filming, it was all over the floor and sink. looked like a murder had taken place.

I can't believe the state of the girls' washrooms at my school. It's constantly disgusting.

And by young ladies. ]:<

My school's one.

I can't take a dump at school, because there are no freakin' toilet seats. Bastards have taken them off. And you wouldn't anyways cause chances are they can't even co-ordinate their piss into the toilet bowl anyways, it's all on the floors, on the 'seat', etc.

Some of the flushers don't work. And... People graffiti shit over the place. Really, annoying shiznit.

I never use public washrooms. 4 years of high school, I didn't even LOOK into the washrooms. I've only used the washrooms in grade school a few times, and they weren't that bad (though 1 time I almost got a swirly from some punks, luckily the principle had to pee! Never went into them again after that)

The only time I'd ever consider using a public washroom would be in a fancy pants restaurant. I just relieve myself before going anywhere though so its really not an issue for me.

Mine. I'm in what my school calls a suite. It's actually two standard dorm rooms sharing a bathroom. Anyways, I couldn't be arsed to sweep up the odd hair here and there for the longest time, but I forgot that one of the guys in the other room is too stoned to do anything most of the time and the other plays games all the time, so they never clean it either. It's pretty nasty now, and there's a pile of pubes between the toilet and shower stalls.

Thankfully my new roommate's a bit of a neatfreak. I've been too busy with homework and class the past few days (during which the pubes showed up and proved the be the straw that broke the camel's back, the camel being me) to clean it, so he beat me to it. I'm not complaining.

Also, unspoken urinal rule? It's not the "use the urinal farthest away from the other dude and if only the middle one is open use the stall or wait" rule is it?

Well, I saw someone get raped in a public bathroom, gay rape...

I was... 4-7 at the time?

So yeah, mentally scarring.

Grats. Screenshot?

Well, that's for 3 urinals. The real rule is just "Use the farthest urinal away from anyone using the urinals, and never use one right next to somebody else."

I always use the one in the middle just to piss people off (pun intended).