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 Post subject: Are you goth?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:36 pm 
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Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (*Remark: it's Count Chocula, not Dracula, idiots.)

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or inappropriate manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Is gay, lesbian, or bi-sexual

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:41 pm 
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So I am gothic if I partake in the unholy ritual of sex.

The sex that which reproduces life.

Yeah. I read more into these options, and it just gets into bullshit after five or so.

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-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.


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i do not like green eggs and goths
i do not like them, sam from hoth

(wait what, also a scene kid is not fine too)

It's these sorts of stupid sayings that make me hate overbearing, overgeneralizing religious people. I like my friend though, he's non-denominational Christian (and I found out today that he listens to Rob Zombie, lol awesome). He doesn't hate me on virtue that although I'm agnostic, I recognize that the Bible has important moral lessons and it is the root of almost all literature. I should go find a non-LOL TEEN version of the bible in my house and go read it for fun.

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On a related note:

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Ignore my fail sig making. Dredged it from my photobucket account from about 2 years ago.

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actually that's better than I can do (you can generally tell what stuff on my photobucket is done by me, I usually slap blank/colored space and text or just text on something and call it good)

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Pachirisu.

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I kept training one - thinking it would evolve at some point.

:psyduck:

It still hasn't.

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Raylax wrote:
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Pachirisu.

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I kept training one - thinking it would evolve at some point.

:psyduck:

It still hasn't.


It evolves into a goth at level 101


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DoNotDelete wrote:
Raylax wrote:
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Pachirisu.

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I kept training one - thinking it would evolve at some point.

:psyduck:

It still hasn't.

It evolves into a goth at level 101

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 Post subject: Re: Are you goth?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:59 pm 
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-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Expresses an interest in sex.



:awesome:

I dislike people who take Christianity and ruin our image by being so daisies serious all le time.

WHY.....SO......SRS?

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-Complains of boredom.



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people like this give Christianity a bad name just like godhatesfags.com

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Oh my gosh Stedeo, there's a real website of that?

/singletear

Ame, I'm pretty certain self-mutilation and drugs ARE bad for you. lol
Except for certain drugs. I don't take any, but I've grown up with weed being constantly used in our house, so I enjoy the smell of it. :]

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-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
priests, nuns, and elders ain't authority figures


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Hah I remember reading that back in 2002 or something like that, at the height of the goth craze.


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-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
priests, nuns, and elders ain't authority figures

I think you misread it.

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