AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ever been drunk and not know where to post on a whole forum?

This is the place for you.

Hi, I'm Dragoon. Posting from a phone and my face is numb. Coming to you live from a friend's apartment. It's a good night to be drunk AZ

I 'm not drink and I'm gonnna post here inn mu tint booty phone screen after baking up .

No mod us gonnA stop me noe.

You're having such a good time, you're having a ball.

[youtube][/youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM&sns

In gonna be rustled ig the link id fucled ip.

Jesus dude, my entire body is numb, step it up.

KAMAKSENSI

WHAT KINDS OF SAKE ARE THE BEST KIMNDS

Honestly, I'm impressed I can type as well as I can, and I think being drunk improves my wpm.

you were putting out a post every like four seconds for a little while there

You know when you're at a party and there's that guy who's waaaaaaaaaay too drunk and won't shut the fuck up?

That's me

But on a keyboard.

And this forum is who I'm talking to right now.

instead of drunk posting
i am DRINK posting! HAHAHAHAA



NO i don't have an abra shot glass...
I am also NOT playing Neoquest.
(CUURRRRIIISSSSSPUUUUU and I are having a competition)

I have Mighty Morphin Power Rangers shot glasses, show off what you got brah, cause you are clearly one cool booty motherfucker.

I can't be asked to take a bic right now but I'm drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade and Bacardi Gold

Woke up this morning to find I was trying to edit a post I don't remember making. I guess that's the last time I have my phone in arm's reach when I'm sleeping while on pain meds.

it is more difficult to sober post

I have a drinking problem:

I have a booze-filled fridge but it's down two flights of stairs.

get on my level B