AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Thu Nov 06, 2025 9:02 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 14 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: I was so bored, I made a porn browser in Visual Basic .net
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:01 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:52 pm
Posts: 870
Selecting some porn to watch from folders is boring, so I made a program to show me previews of the porn and categorize it! I just need to get some preview pictures going so all the blank/white spaces are filled with BOOOOOBIES. It even opens up the videos in the media player that plays it best. (sidenote: Gravure Idols are Asian beauty models. They pose in all sorts of outfits, and some times do VERY VERY VERY suggestive things like having sex with invisible things or inanimate objects, but never get naked. Look up Yoko Matsugane for an example)

Image
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:04 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:00 am
Posts: 851
Location: oh god how did i get here i am not good with computer
Ahahaha that's just awesome.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:08 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:08 pm
Posts: 1987
Location: the blimp
Where is the upstanding member of society porn category.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:10 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:52 pm
Posts: 870
Alex wrote:
Where is the upstanding member of society porn category.


Wherever you want it to be.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:20 am 
Offline
Ordo Hereticus
User avatar

Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:03 am
Posts: 11856
Location: Dept. of Shadowy Arts and Crafts
I would buy 10 of these wonderful products for 3 easy payments.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:03 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:37 pm
Posts: 3931
Location: The Present
The Big Cheese wrote:
I would buy 10 of these wonderful products for 3 easy payments.


What if you don't want three easy payments? What if you want two to be easy, then one to be a real bitch?

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:05 pm 
Offline
fluffduck
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 3:52 pm
Posts: 4544
Location: not where you are
quite good indeed, but I have no porn


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:11 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:37 pm
Posts: 3931
Location: The Present
Don't worry, you will. Someday.

_________________
Image


Last edited by Defenestrator2.0 on Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:12 pm, edited 2 times in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:12 pm 
Offline
fluffduck
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 3:52 pm
Posts: 4544
Location: not where you are
well I have 2 pictures of naked cartoon chicks


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:13 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:37 pm
Posts: 3931
Location: The Present
I think that qualifies.

_________________
Image


Last edited by Defenestrator2.0 on Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:13 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:07 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:59 pm
Posts: 2274
>Asian
>beauty


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:34 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:52 pm
Posts: 870
Bear Police wrote:
>Asian
>beauty


I don't get it


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:30 am 
Offline

Joined: Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:33 pm
Posts: 5647
Location: Califormania
RabidNintendoFanboy wrote:
Bear Police wrote:
>Asian
>beauty


I don't get it

I think it's supposed to be a joke saying that Asain beauty is a tautology, but I'm not sure, that post made no sense.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: All I got was three difficult ones.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:57 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:30 pm
Posts: 5446
Location: End of Time, chilling with Spekkio
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
The Big Cheese wrote:
I would buy 10 of these wonderful products for 3 easy payments.


What if you don't want three easy payments? What if you want two to be easy, then one to be a real bitch?

Wait you got two easy ones?

_________________
mah tumblargh


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 14 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 81 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group