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 Post subject: Bill Gates is a dick...
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:46 am 
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 Post subject: Cruel.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:54 am 
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I refuse to pay for xbox live anymore...

You might want to pay if you want to keep your blood.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:07 am 
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I... I actually said 'What!?' out loud.

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I lol'd.


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I made that loud 'snrrrk'ing noise again.

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Lol! He sent mosqs on everyone there?

Wait to go Bill! Nothing bad's gonna happen, few people die, you lose more popularity. </sacrasm>


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 Post subject: I heard that, Curtis.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:25 am 
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Here is how I found out on steam chat:
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joner_unguided: Did you hear about Bill Gates releasing a swarm of mosquitos?
Arctic Rogue: No...?
joner_unguided: It's true.
Arctic Rogue: Where?
joner_unguided: He set them upon a crowd at a panel about malaria.
Arctic Rogue: Haha!
joner_unguided: Something Awful has a parody of it up.
joner_unguided: But it really happened.
Arctic Rogue: Link it man!
joner_unguided: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29022220/?gt1=43001
joner_unguided: You see it yet?
Arctic Rogue: :awesome:
joner_unguided: Here's a vid.
joner_unguided: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Arctic Rogue: You jerk!
joner_unguided: I never said it was a vid of the mosquitos.
joner_unguided: BURNED!
Arctic Rogue: At least I like the song...
joner_unguided: You'ze a penguin now.
Arctic Rogue: And you are still ten years in the future.
joner_unguided: I'm an elf

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:31 am 
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This is actually a good idea.
Want people to help cure malaria? Send mosquitoes at them.
People are more willing to help cure something if it affects them.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:02 am 
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Yoshi wrote:
This is actually a good idea.
Want people to help cure malaria? Send mosquitoes at them.
People are more willing to help cure something if it affects them.

Except the mosquitoes weren't carrying malaria.

Malaria can however be transmitted on a mosquito's second bite.

So if somebody in the audience already had malaria, was bitten by a mosquito, then said mosquito went on to bite somebody else, they'd get malaria.

Hilarity (and/or lawsuits).

I know my biology.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:23 am 
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Actually, that was a pretty cool idea. Most of those people in the panel probably don't even know what a mosquito even LOOKS like, so having them experience their irritation would be a good way to make them realize the huge problem they cause.



Also, releasing mosquitoes into a crowd is just plain hilarious, I love Gates now.


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What the fuck

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Bill Gates is now my h.ero.

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n September, Gates announced that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation would provide $168.7 million to the PATH Malaria Vaccine Initiative to help develop a vaccine for the deadly disease.


WHAT A JERK


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In September, Gates announced that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation would provide $168.7 million to the PATH Malaria Vaccine Initiative to help develop a vaccine for the deadly disease.


WHAT A JERK


THAT BASTARD! HOW DARE HE HELP PEOPLE.

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