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 Post subject: Verizon Math Retards
PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:32 pm 
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Listening to this conversation will make even the mathematically challenged feel smart here. According to Verizon, 0.002 cents = 0.002 dollars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ3Oz5JVKs

If it sounds interesting, you can find the full audio from the blog (but it's 27 minutes).

http://verizonmath.blogspot.com/2006/12 ... cents.html

On the topic of this post: These people are either stubborn, or just plain stupid. I listened to the full version, and was lol-ing at how they just didn't get what he was trying to say.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:49 am 
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Holy. Shit.

How the hell are people like these retaining their jobs in this economic environment? I know unemployed people far more qualified than the two of them put together.

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Lol. Quite sad


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Old lol.

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Whats old is new again.


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 Post subject: You called?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:29 am 
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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
How the hell are people like these retaining their jobs in this economic environment? I know unemployed people far more qualified than the two of them put together.


Yo.

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Heh, I'm in sped maths


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Fooflyer wrote:
Heh, I'm in sped maths


LOLWUT

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 Post subject: Re: You called?
PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:56 pm 
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Vrominelli wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
How the hell are people like these retaining their jobs in this economic environment? I know unemployed people far more qualified than the two of them put together.


Yo.

I see...

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...My math teacher would cry.

Or you know start trying to make them do homework over the phone.

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It sure is a good thing he posted this on his blog.


Justice has been served.

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This is the Awkward Court


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Warden wrote:
Fooflyer wrote:
Heh, I'm in sped maths


LOLWUT


SPECIAL EDUCATION

FOR DUMB KIDS

I SUCK AT MATHS I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION OR DOING ANY WORK FOR HALF THE YEAR BECAUSE OUR TEACHER WAS A BITCH


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Look at how schools are degrading, they're letting dogs teach now!


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Ironfist wrote:
Look at how schools are degrading, they're letting dogs teach now!

AREN'T YOU SO WITTY WOULD YOU LIKE A MEDAL OR A CHEST TO PIN IT ON?


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