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Alex
 Post subject: I need your help
PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:51 pm 
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Any ideas on how to get $800 fast? I'm almost 15, so I might be able to get a job sometime. Plus my birthday is February 20 so I can get cheddar. I also have a bunch of stuff to sell like an old iPod, an iMac G3, and an eMac.

Don't recommend prostitution.
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work at Radioshack or any Tech Store
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Mow lawns?

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I'm in need of hired muscle. Interested?
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I'm in need of a prostitute. Interested?

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whore yourself out to Merlin

he seems legit

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Almost 15?

You're not going to get 800$ fast anytime soon.

No, you aren't. Unless you can rob a bank. Or an ATM.

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Alex
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Well I can at least sell some of the old computers I got.
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Take your parents' wallet.

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Save some cheddar by switching to Geico.

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SURPASS THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK FOOFLYER TO THE CURB

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SURPASS THE IMPOSSIBLE AND SUE FOOFLYER TO THE CURB


MUCH BETTER FINANCIAL IDEA
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prostitution is the way to go.
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