AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It is now Twenty One Seven. Congratulations on surviving the beginning of a the annual expedition around the celestial ball of fire. Your continued existence on the blue rock continues to continue.

Celebrate.

time is an illusion

But here's the question.

Who murdered 2016?

I got visited by some guy claiming to be my son telling me two androids will be released in 3 years, but then left before telling me where to find them or what they look like. What do?

Kill a suspicious old man and mime duo.

This was something I thought you edited until I saw the news article. These are the kinds of legendary pranks that are so hated but years later we laugh at how clever the idea was.

"legendary" and "clever" are not words that come to mind when someone turns hollywood into hollyweed

I don't know that anyone's particularly angry about it, either.

I just like it because it's just a dumb prank that's hurt really no one, and it was painfully easy to do, one guy bodaciously just got bored, climbed a hill, and used tarps to completely change one of the most iconic signs in America. I would be singing a different tune if they had actually damaged the sign, like tearing it apart to make the O's in to E's.

Trust me, in a few years, this'll be a TIL fun fact.

You're all wrong! 'twas I that murdered 2016! And you'll never pin it on me! Nyah hah!