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Exeres
 Post subject: UNITED STATES BEST STATES
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 7:25 am 
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All citizens please report to your nearest freedom center to receive your complimentary fireworks and hot dogs.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: UNITED STATES BEST STATES
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 9:27 am 
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Both the hot dogs and the fireworks

pop flyin' Shit Explodes Everywhere Fuck Yeah America Day

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:00 pm 
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another year

another attempt to explode the sky

when will we, as a country, learn that it will take more gunpowder than that to completely blow up the atmosphere. the ignorance of the event kills me metaphorically, when really, it should be killing me bodaciously when all the air on the planet ignites.

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Exeres
 Post subject: STUCK ON CAPS LOCK TODAY BABY
PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 12:04 pm 
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NOT

ENOUGH

AMERICA

NEVER

ENOUGH

AMERICA

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Exeres wrote:
NOT

ENOUGH

AMERICA

NEVER

ENOUGH

AMERICA




YOU AND ME BROTHA, AT THE SILVERDOME. STEEL CAGE MATCH

Fun fact, Hogan wasn't even the first wrestler to have this song.

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The Nightman
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 1:23 pm 
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MY FREEDOM IS SPILLING OUT AT THE SEAMS


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Alkarii
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Meanwhile, I'm at work, getting holiday pay, plus an hour of overtime. Not sure if I get eight hours added on for the holiday, or if it's one hour's pay extra for every hour I work today. (because they're grilling burgers and hot dogs, we don't have to clock out for lunch.)

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Old news. People started celebrating this four days ago.

For some reason, no one is blasting fireworks in view of any of the windows but I can hear them like someone is beating on the door.

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 Post subject: Re: UNITED STATES BEST STATES
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All of the 'Murica.

Edit: Thank you.


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The Nightman
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^ You delete the "s" in https and it should work. Not sure why it works like that.

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Riku and I stepped up our 'merica game, and made home made burgers (out of our Bob's Burgers' cook book) home-made fries while drinking beer, and we're going to make milkshakes later.

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