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DarkSurfer
 Post subject: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 10:09 pm 
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THE FORUM INEXPLICABLY NOW WORKS WITHOUT A PROXY FOR ME FOR WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK REASON, TRULY THESE ARE DARK TIMES FOR MANY


I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS FORUM AND WILL DISTRIBUTE THE PASTRIES EVENLY


NO COPS


I SEE ONE OF THE FUZZ MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES THIS WHOLE FORUM GETS WORD-FILTERED

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Wry Bread
 Post subject: Re: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 10:31 pm 
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too late your egregious crimes have summoned not only the tiny cops but also the tiny fuzz

how do you tiny plea

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 10:32 pm 
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holy fucjking shuit im drunk and this thread scared me,'.

welcome home fam,.


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too late your egregious crimes have summoned not only the tiny cops but also the tiny fuzz

how do you tiny plea


how in the god daisies heck did you ge t the text to do that? oh wait, it's an imag.e

how in the god daisies heck did you find an imageas obscure as that?

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Wry Bread
 Post subject: Re: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 10:36 pm 
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officer tinybee resents the implication that her image is to be found anywhere but this forum

officer tinybee would like to place you under arrest as well please come quietly

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 Post subject: Re: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 10:45 pm 
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ok ill come queitly. i ned someone to take care of my dog while im under durest though. i love my dog.

i really am pretty drunk right now tbh. my sister gave me some vodka and it tastesd weak so i drank more than usualy and right now i feel funny. holy shit. i should also stop sitposting on here while drunk and just keep to myself and browse dank memes so i have less to be ashamed of in the morning. drunk me tries to keep sober me's interests in check but he has no fucking filter. i also should keep these posts to the drunk posts thread. im soory.

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 10:48 pm 
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Somebody mentioned pastries?

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The Nightman
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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 10:50 pm 
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Seriously, I fucking googled it how do people even come across images like that.


also i got the bbcode right on my first try. holy shit

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officer tinybee is pretty sure you are in the tiny drunktank shhh

benson i made the image for this thread ya doof

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oh im so sorry, that's awesome. ive gottend drunk before but holy shit it's hitting me hard tonight. ive even accidentally closed my broswer like 5 times and its taking as mmuhc focus as i can muster just to keep typing, haha.

sober me is going to call me a dipshit and wish all these posts were deleted.

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 Post subject: drunk!exeres <3< sober!exeres
PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 11:23 pm 
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The struggle between the drunk and sober self is one I know only too well.

Now, about those pastries...

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Dude, pastries sound so good right now.
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 Post subject: Re: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
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Granny Benson wrote:
oh im so sorry, that's awesome. ive gottend drunk before but holy shit it's hitting me hard tonight. ive even accidentally closed my broswer like 5 times and its taking as mmuhc focus as i can muster just to keep typing, haha.

sober me is going to call me a dipshit and wish all these posts were deleted.


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sir please step out of your posting vehicle it's clear that you are too drunk to forum, how many tiny legs is officer tinybee holding up



don't think officer tinybee forgot about you up there, as soon as this is done you're next

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 Post subject: Re: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
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I HAVE, IN A FIT OF MODERATOR POWER ABUSE RAGE, EATEN ALL OF THE PASTRIES. I APOLOGIZE

THE POLICE HOWEVER, ARE NOW OUTSIDE I HEAR THEM

I'M WARNING YOU FORUM

I'M CRAZY, ILL DO IT I SWEAR

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 Post subject: Re: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
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Wry Bread wrote:
Granny Benson wrote:
oh im so sorry, that's awesome. ive gottend drunk before but holy shit it's hitting me hard tonight. ive even accidentally closed my broswer like 5 times and its taking as mmuhc focus as i can muster just to keep typing, haha.

sober me is going to call me a dipshit and wish all these posts were deleted.


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sir please step out of your posting vehicle it's clear that you are too drunk to forum, how many tiny legs is officer tinybee holding up



don't think officer tinybee forgot about you up there, as soon as this is done you're next



yea i should prbabbly be banned for at least a week, this has been the worst ive ever been drubnk and i hope i nver get this bad again. goddam it took twie as long to hit me this time but it also hit me twice as hard. im sorry to all my other forummites ill make sure to logout next tim before i get drunk.

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 Post subject: Re: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2016 11:44 pm 
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