AWKWARD ZOMBIE

lets get down to brass tacks, the world has a lot of shit you just DONT KNOW

luckily i know some things you probably didn't or didn't want to know

well 3, 2, 1, fuck it heres the thread to solve these problems

TOPIC THE ONE:

Hulk vs. The Hulk's weight in bees

today we're doing hypothetical, and this is about the hulk

WELL DUHHHHH GEE DARK THIS IS SO EASY AND DUMB AND YOU'RE REALLY GOOD LOOKING OBVIOUSLY THE HULK WOULD WIN BEES ARE SMALL GOLLY
look.....you fuckin...........little....listen
This is the Hulk's WEIGHT in BEES. Thats a LOT OF BEES.
So the Hulk is, on average 1150lb upon transformation, that's big. A bee on average is about a tenth of a gram. This is, arguably, lighter. Just HOW MANY BEES would it take to make up the Hulk's weight? Well, 1150lb is 68039 grams, and since a bee is a tenth of a gram that's roughly 5.2 MILLION BEES MY GUY

So you think, "wow fuck. #wow. #italiano. thats a lot of bees and dark you're so handsome and didn't ask your girlfriend wrybread to help you do the math AT ALL" and you're right about the first part

BUT HERE IS WHERE IT GETS TRICKY

VERY TRICKY

See, the Hulk gets stronger as he gets angrier, right. This is how he levels cities and has to get blasted into space that one time. So clearly, since he gets stronger he needs more mass and muscle, so he gets heavier. Also, what would make the Hulk get more angry other than being stuck by like 5.2 million bees? Probably blasted into space but that's beside the point. So anytime the bees sting the Hulk, Hulk gets madder and stronger and heavier, and as such the Bees Must Increase to match his weight because this is Hulk Vs Hulks weight in Bees not Hulk vs "Ehhhhh kinda not feelin it tonight with the adding of more bees", AND anytime the hulk smashes bees they must reform to match his weight.

SO

WILL THE BEES STING HULK TO THE POINT WHERE HE IS SO TIRED AND PUFFY TO CONTINUE

OR WILL HULK OUT SMASH THE BEE GROWTH AND DEFEAT EVERY LAST BEE

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but what if Hulk smashes all bees on planet

what if Hulk smashes planet

what if Hulk smashes space

Bees can't penetrate the Hulk's bulletproof skin. ez gg no re

I don't beelieve that Hulk would lose.

BUT WHAT IF INSTEAD OF HULK. JAMES BROND.

What about the Hulk Vs The Hulk's weight in Hulk Hogans

thats only 3.8 hulk hogans, and this is current hulk hogan and not prime hulk hogan so you've got old age working against him too

What if the bees had guns

What if the bees were magic

What if the Hulk was wearing a silly-looking beekeeper hat?

What if bees had purchased pills to increase the size of their stinger?

What if the bees all had jobs and families to support?

What if one of the bees was voiced by Jerry Seinfeld?