Super Turbo Question Suplex: CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:10 pm

The Eternal Heavyweight Champion of the forum is here! Hit my music!

Here to field any and all questions, celebrating way too much time online and far too much time spent laughing at dumb pictures.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 5:54 pm

Who is your ETERNAL SWORN ENEMY of the forum?

Sarducar · **Joined:** Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:08 pm **Posts:** 911

Who did you beat to become the heavyweight champion of the forum?

Rinoko · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 6:59 pm

I still want my question about the beans answered.

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 7:05 pm

WILL SOMEONE STOP ALL THE daisies MADNESS!?

Vax · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:15 pm

Why on earth did Sheamus win cheddar in the Bank?

What the fuck is he gonna do with it? Get bodied by Brock Lesner or somethin?

Zang · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:44 pm

Why is wrestling not real?

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:33 pm

How do I challenge you for HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE FORUM?

AquaBat · **Joined:** Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 2373

John Cena John Cena John Cena?

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:46 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:

Who is your ETERNAL SWORN ENEMY of the forum?

EXERES cuz he's tusundre, Tho he has been a trusted tag team partner in the past. Scebb maybe, we may throw down in Magic soon.

Sarducar wrote:

Who did you beat to become the heavyweight champion of the forum?

My Championship Belt was a gift from the gods themselves. They saw me worthy of their praise and bestowed unto me a leather strap encrusted with priceless jewels. Since then none have questioned my power. The much less prestigious Intercontinental Belt and Le Comic Regional Belt are still up for grabs tho.

I asked a mod and they were cool with it.

Marcato wrote:

I still want my question about the beans answered.

Beans???

Marcato wrote:

I need your opinion on what type of bean would be best for my hair.

Oh! Take a handful of pinto beans and rub them vigorously into your scalp. Like really hard. Also chant traditional Mexican folk music while you do so, I recommend this song

Kamak wrote:

WILL SOMEONE STOP ALL THE daisies MADNESS!?

YOU CAN'T STOP THE MADNESS. YOU GOTTA EMBRACE THE MADNESS, FEEL IT IN YOUR HEART. MACHO MADNESS IS RUNNIN' WILD ALL OVER THE FORUM.

Vax wrote:

Why on earth did Sheamus win cheddar in the Bank?

What the fuck is he gonna do with it? Get bodied by Brock Lesner or somethin?

Believe or not, WWE thinks Sheamus is totally over, and he kinda is. He's not terrible or anything, just rather limited in his moveset, kind of a shame he hasn't really incorporated any new moves since he's talented enough for good shit and a heel turn is a great opportunity to try new moves.
As for MitB, yeah, no, Sheamus needs a push but not like this. Maybe we'll get a decent feud out of him and Seth tho?

Zang wrote:

Why is wrestling not real?

You tryin' to tell me this is fake? This is 100% real!

Exeres wrote:

How do I challenge you for HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE FORUM?

YOU AND ME BRUTHA, AT THE SILVERDOME! THE MOST LEGENDARY OF ALL MATCHES, THE YAPAPI STRAP MATCH. THE BRUTAL YAPAPI INDIAN STRAP HAS BROKEN AND BURNED MILLIONS OF THE COURSE OF HISTORY, AND I WILL BEAT YOU TO WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE, AND YOU'LL SHOUT "Noooooo, don't hit me with the STRAP"

Rinoko · **Posted:** Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:59 pm

Where and when was your best suplex?

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2015 12:01 am

What is Love?

pikscast · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2015 12:57 pm

Are you a squid or a kid?

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:08 pm

Can you crush a man's head in between your thighs?

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Tue Aug 11, 2015 5:14 pm

DDTs or powerbombs? Suplexs or piledrivers? Shining wizard or glimmering warlock?

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