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 Post subject: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:31 am 
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Feel that freedom blowing in the breeze? Hear the fireworks exploding at a distance, or maybe they're gunshots, but most likely they're both because it's FOURTH OF JULY!

Today you can truly taste the tea dumped in the harbors. Almost as salty as Native tears and the tears of all the other people that died for this country.

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pop flyin' 239TH BIRTHDAY AMERICA! What do you guys like most about this country? (Dislikes can be reserved for after today. You don't roast someone on their birthday! I cannot control you making sneaky passive aggressive responses, though.) What would do you wish for it for their birthday?


Also, pop flyin' Belated 148th Birthday Canada. I would've made a thread especially for you, but I'm not Canadian. ;w;

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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:06 am 
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Summoning Exeres......

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What a glorious celebration of the day George Washington crossed the Potomac River and reset Britain's servers so our ironclads could take their AA bunkers by surprise! Shoot explosives into the air and eat all your favorite animals, because it's OUR GOD-BLESSED INDEPENDENCE DAY!

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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
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Dang it , somehow you beat me!

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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:44 am 
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Todd I just posted that

YOU BRING DISGRACE TO AMERICA

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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:59 am 
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pop flyin' BIRTHDAY TO THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST COUNTRY

LET'S GO BLOW OUR PATRIOTIC LOAD OF ILLEGAL FIREWORKS AND TELL ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES TO SUCK OUR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
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I can't wait until America leaves its teen years and becomes a mature responsible adult


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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
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But all the good stories and fun times come from the Teen years.

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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
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Every-a-body always loves the Patriotic Mario outfit, but why does-a nobody remember Patriotic WEEGEE?

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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
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That's green, white and blue, not red, white and blue

ARE YOU A COMMIE

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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
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daisies HOW'D THEY SEE THROUGH THIS DISGUISE?!

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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
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It's the colours of Italian-Americans, duh.


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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
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MARIO IS AN AN ITALIAN-A THOUGH, HE AND-A WEEGEE ARE BOTH FROM-A BROOKLYN.

oh, well,

Nintendo doesn't really uhh...care any more 'bout that.

Edit: BTW, I hope no one minds the gif size, I forget the gif limits, but this little gem is going to just be up for the rest of the 4th of july, I just couldn't resist NOT putting it in my sig.

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 Post subject: Re: pop flyin' BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!
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I'm off now to find the most 'Murica avatar out there!

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