AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That's right, folks! I joined this *cough* lovely community on Saturday June 26, 2010! And today it is... Friday. June 26. 2015. Fuckin' leap years, man. They ruin everything.

I've seen some shit go down. I've observed it, been part of it, and caused it. XAT chat shenanigans, Joerachi, that incident we don't let Great Handsome Oppressor forget about, (almost?) every incarnation of the forum MC server (RIP AZ Towns #1-78, you will live on in our nightmares), the botpocalypse, the Kickstarter, Xabyrn's student film, an honest-to-god attempt at a Let's Play of Pokemon Crystal that met it's unfortunate end at the paws of my dog and the chocolate milk I had sitting near my laptop, AZ secret santa, and much more!

I've seen people come and go (and recently some of them even returned!). I miss (in no specific order) Tales, Unba, Zink, Darkin (2013! It's been bodaciously years!), Mander, Falconer Lombard (2012!), Nancymaker, Ame, Bacon, Crisp (just post more k), and SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE I CAN'T EVEN NAME RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD just pick a thread from 2010-2012 and read the names on the pages!


To celebrate having put up with you lot for so long (<3 ilu guys and gals), you can:
● ASK ME ANYTHING and get an honest answer (within reason)! Want to know who my celebrity crush is? How wide my toes are? What my thoughts on Twizzlers are (they're shit)? ASK AWAY!
● ASK ME TO DRAW ANYTHING and get a shitty MS Paint drawing! Guaranteed to be almost unrecognizable at best!
● ASK ME TO WRITE A SHITTY POEM FOR YOU and be disappointed in the results! Might even rhyme!
● OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF


Thanks for 5 years of fun and friendship! I seriously would not be the person I am today without you guys! Here's to 5 more years!

Have two questions since I'm the first person to appreciate that you exist.

1. Should I dye my hair blue?

2. Should a Fallout 3 LP be done with images or shadowplay alongside my terrible voice?

1. Yes. What shade of blue? An awesome one.

2. Images. Images are possibly more time consuming but I find them to be a lot more fun. Maybe it's just experience from that Crystal LP I did that died horribly but it's easier to be entertaining when you don't have to come up with jokes on the spot.


ty I appreciate your existence too <3

Question 1: How and why are you fucking with the timeline?

Also what should my new middle and last name be?

1. Everyone is given the power to control time on their fifth AZ anniversary, silly. Merlin went back in time and stopped the Cubs from winning the world series (for the rest of eternity), I think The Big Cheese may have caused the Dark Ages (hence the name)? I just popped back and forth 5 years for fun.

2. Katelyn Kassandra Kaczynski, and embrace your inner Marvel villain!

Hi CN

Stick around please

5 years isn't long enough

YOU BET I'LL STICK AROUND <3

You couldn't get rid of me if you tried. I have too much invested in this place. Stocks of KTAZ rose 53 points today. I'M RICH

pop flyin' ANNIVERSARY

Hooray for AZ veterans! Anyway, what's the weirdest forum thing you've seen happen that you're willing to tell?

Favorite Pizza toppings?
Also Neat to hear you've been around that long.

Congratulations on the 5-year-versary!

...Come to think of it, didn't I join in 2010 too? Can we share?

Grats [CN].


Also only 5 years. Pffft, get on my level. Though, you do almost have like quadruple-ish my count.

Jeez how old is this site?

2007, I think. At least that's when Katie's account was created.

Come September, should I bite your thread?