AWKWARD ZOMBIE

H-hey guys. Long time no see. I guess I'm back? For now at least. A lot of shit's been happening and I haven't always had the time or drive to keep up with a forum, so sorry for anyone who missed me or whatever.

Long story short, my laptop died back in August which kept me from keeping up with the forum at all considering my phone still blocked the forum back then (though I think it works now? IDK, phones are bullshit), which is part of the reason it's taken so long to get back here.

long story long, Laptop has been "fixed" but it's always been a temporary band-aid so I don't know how long it'll keep up, considering I got it back in December and it broke down AGAIN in January. I was hoping to come back during December, but shit got a bit crazy with the holidays and friends and SMASH and responsibilities so by the time I was ready to come back, my laptop crapped out again and I was screwed. I was going to come back in March when I got my laptop fixed, but I wanted to test the waters and I considered coming back for an April Fool's day joke (or on the second for a dumber joke), but we had some family issues going on, my cat died, I've been in paperwork hell all semester, and the list goes on and on. Was REALLY hoping to be back at the beginning of May for another stupid joke of being a month late to returning, but, finals, stress, and kind of that Animal Crossing "everyone's going to hate you for being gone, and god what if my favorite people moved out months ago" bullshit apprehensiveness to returning that you get when you're away for too long.

SO FUCK IT, I had some time tonight so I told myself I'd come back.

How've you guys all been? I'll be trying to skim threads since I've been gone but there's no way I'm reading like 200 pages of goings on like I used to.

AND SORRY MY RETURN ISN'T AS FUNNY AS I WANTED IT TO BE. Oh well, life sucks like that. I was even going to post the thread in Japanese considering I'm going to be in Japan next month on a school program but I figured I'd get banned for spam or disappoint someone who knows Japanese better than me. Plus I'm not a weeb, I swear ;_;

Also, ask me anything and fill me in on shit I've missed. I've missed you guys and you're all wonderful people who deserve to be smooched consensually.

EDIT: Also using this thread to announce my leaving the forum for a trip to Japan. Might post while I'm gone? Might not? Updates with stories will probably be in this thread if it's okay with proletariats.

Most important news:

-Kira is trans

-I'm trans and gay for the ladies

-Everybody's trans

-Great Handsome Oppressor is still the same

Great Handsome Oppressor's a butt. Why are they even here? Besides doing a wonderful job looking after the forums. Please don't ban me, Shadman

And yeah, I saw your thread. Was about to post there for support.

As in support for you. Friendly support.

That kind of support.

Help words are failing me.

Welcome back. Everyone is LGBTQ to some degree now, it turns out.


Not sure if Ame joke or not.

Excellent, The Dark Ritual I have prophesized is nearing completion.


Half Ame joke and half "I'm pretty sure spambots are still a thing and probably already posting in Japanese... let's not tempt fate on the first day back."

Id like to add I am also gay for the ladies.

Yes, hello and welcome back. I feel like the SCP problem has mostly died off, at least compared to the horrors we used to have here, but you still probably made the right choice.

also I am not lgbtq. Do I get banned or something?

You can have the ladies. Makes more men for me! To sigh at wistfully.



Mega b&. proletariats must really be slipping.

Also, thank you Kira.

You're uh, the, one who did, hm, man I can't remember you at all

So you HAVE heard of me. I'll be doing autographs in the other room in a bit. Make sure you have enough cheddar. Gold ink is expensive, you know.

Also, looking stuff over and I see the Taboo thread got locked again. First instinct is to laugh at how typical that is, but considering the reasons it was locked in the past... hmm...

Taboo always devolves into arguing instead of discussion. I kind of miss the TMI thread, at least that one was funny (although deleted/locked FOR GOOD REASONS).

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Guess things don't really change, heh.

Hi I'm Todd, I kinda recall you

Yes, you may remember me from all of the unfinished projects I've left behind ;_;

S-sorry everyone. Shit sucked.

Anyways, nice to meet you, Todd.