AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Thu Jul 24, 2025 10:28 pm

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 18 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:58 am 
Offline
fluffduck
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 3:52 pm
Posts: 4544
Location: not where you are
Dear AZ,
I will be telling you the story of Username. Who was Username? A mastermind, a genius, 11-Year old me. He had a FUTURE, but sadly he grew up and now I will be telling you of his legacy. (Username was my old alias before it got switched due to me getting drunk or someshit.)

Image

Atoner.. God, his creative spelling of another sent shockwaves to dictionaries around the world.


Image

GamerGeo was Username's future, his favorite comic happened to be Awkward Zombie and he wanted to be as famous as the Awks.

http://gamergeo.tripod.com/

You wont find any comics here, because he didn't feel like putting anything there :).

"Email me for no reason and i porn you desktop."
- Username 2008

but after hours of scavenging I found a photobucket with a image of prototype Geo-World.

BEHOLD THE BEST COMIC TO EVER EXIST.

Image

http://s93.photobucket.com/user/Biggum300/library/
A few more comics are in there.. enter if you dare

Image

USERNAME WAS A SMOOOOTH LADIES MAN WHO WANTED TO GET IN ON THE KATIE-ACTION.

Image

This post was not the crappinest post you will ever SERR in URE LYFI!

Image

So fucking epic I nearly shitted my diapers.

Image

Username was a strong 11-Year old.
He created this in MS Paint without a SINGLE TEAR.

Image

IM OF A LOST OF WORDS BY THIS GENIUS OH MY.

Image

Username was an advanced programmer and master mage, he certainly could of added extreme 56k Dial-Up online to the SNES. THE WORST CONSOLE TO EVER EXIST, BECAUSE OF NO INTERNET.

ALL ATARIS ARE BROKEN #FACTS

THE STORY OF USERNAME IS NOT OVER

WHO WILL LIVE ON IN HIS MEMORY!


admin me please


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: fill my eyes with that double vision
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 6:55 am 
Offline
Master of Puppets
User avatar

Joined: Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:11 pm
Posts: 23439
Location: i'm the only hell mama ever raised
But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

_________________
Quote:
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 8:03 am 
Offline
+4 to defense
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am
Posts: 15027
I applaud your complete lack of shame.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:51 am 
Offline
sugoi ranger
User avatar

Joined: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:02 pm
Posts: 10321
Location: lost
The public needs to know, do you think you are any less stupid than you were six years ago?

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:48 pm 
Offline
fluffduck
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 3:52 pm
Posts: 4544
Location: not where you are
Game Angel wrote:
The public needs to know, do you think you are any less stupid than you were six years ago?


I am very way smarter.

Exeres wrote:
But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?


Username hated Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but he can certainly tell why.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:32 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:07 am
Posts: 4991
Location: 14/f/tx
who

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: This is me in 5 years
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 2:40 am 
Offline
a title saying "CLODS!"
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:58 pm
Posts: 4815
Location: Philadelphia's better neighbor
never heard of them.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:02 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:11 pm
Posts: 5108
Location: Somewhere between law and chaos.
<insert very well-photoshopped image of fluffdick's face on a Chronicles of Riddick movie poster with the text changed to Chronicles of Fluffdick>

_________________
Image
Links to Twitch page.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:29 am 
Offline
who
User avatar

Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:14 pm
Posts: 6721
Location: Santa Destroy
Oh god I created a monster

_________________
Or, y'know, whatever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: *looks back at his old posts*
PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:34 pm 
Offline
a title saying "CLODS!"
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2011 7:58 pm
Posts: 4815
Location: Philadelphia's better neighbor
you created who now?

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:31 pm 
Offline
who
User avatar

Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:14 pm
Posts: 6721
Location: Santa Destroy
I gave him that name one night when he was drunk and asking for a new name because his was too boring at the time.

I happily obliged and took it upon myself to give him a far superior moniker.

_________________
Or, y'know, whatever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:16 pm 
Offline
fluffduck
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 3:52 pm
Posts: 4544
Location: not where you are
Vax wrote:
I gave him that name one night when he was drunk and asking for a new name because his was too boring at the time.

I happily obliged and took it upon myself to give him a far superior moniker.


<3


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:15 pm 
Offline
Let's talk about sex.
User avatar

Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:22 am
Posts: 3968
Location: Duarte, California
And thus a legend was born.

_________________
Image

There are too many new people on here.

[url="https://twitter.com/InsertFail"]Twitter[/url] | [url="https://www.twitch.tv/insertfail]Twitch[/url]


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:31 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2014 10:08 pm
Posts: 911
What did I just read? :psyduck:

_________________
sic itur ad astra


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Fluffdick: Chronicles of Username
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:24 am 
Offline
fluffduck
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 3:52 pm
Posts: 4544
Location: not where you are
my life story dammit


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 18 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group