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 Post subject: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 2:53 am 
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Hello friends. Olllllllllllllllllll' Uncle Spoonerino's been a bit busy with real life stuff lately eh but apparently Christmas is still gonna barrel on ahead anyway, very rude. Yeah I know, Halloween's not even over and done with yet buuuuuuut the brakes don't stop on the secret santa train huh

So you all know what the go is I'm sure unless you're from one of those weird Eastern Bloc nations where you've got Krampus instead. Here's the link to last year's thread where you can waste some time reading old posts if you've not got much going on in your day at the moment.

If you don't know what the go is, it's Secret Santa yeah? You put your name in a thing and you get some other dude's name and you buy a thing right, you've done it or at least seen it on TV at some point whatever, I don't know why I even invited you, fuck.

Does this sound like a thing you're into maybe? Here are some things to consider:

◘Your parents want to know when you're going to get a job. Seriously man, for real.

◘There are a lot of countries out there - like those weird Eastern Bloc places we just mentioned. Possibly you're going to get somebody who lives in a whole different place than you golly whiz mister. That means you might have to shell out for international shipping, which can be a little more expensive depending on a variety of factors. If you don't want to bother with all that trouble, then don't put your name down.

◘There's no price range, because you aren't twelve. I trust and respect you, forum member, and your ability to independently decide that hey, maybe it's a bit weird to blow hundreds of dollars on an internet strange, kind of creepy. Also, kind of a dick move to send somebody a dollar, I think. Don't be a dick. Don't be creepy. Not hard.

◘You guys like makin stuff huh? Arts and things, music sometimes too I think? Whatever man, you know what you're about, I guess. If you want to make your buddy a picture of megaman bein a righteous dude at the beach or whatever then hey more power to you. Refer to the above point. Don't be a dick; make it a totally bitchin megaman yeah? And don't be creepy; don't make it naked megaman with like, that person's face on it, or something. I don't know. People are weird sometimes, huh. Again, it's not complicated. Don't be a dick, don't be creepy.

◘Also, if you're a new member or you just lurk and don't post much, maybe think about sitting this one out? It'll probably be a bit tricky for somebody to buy you a thing if they don't really know much about you yeah

◘It's supposed to be a bit of fun yeah? Have fun with it. Be excellent to each other. At the same time, don't expect like you're going to have all your hopes and dreams come true, here; it's just a little ol thing on them internets huh.

If you're still with me, then hey, bully for you. Should you wish to throw cheddar at people on the internet and get things back again, then drop me a private message before November 14. This is an arbitrary date, and probably I can fit you in if you're a day or two off the mark, but do try yes. After which I will try to assign you your people within a few days, and then woah santa time.

This message must contain your full postal details as well as your full legal name. Nobody is using it to see what animes you torrent but we need your name to slap on the box yeah? The fella at the post office is going to be well confused if there's mail addressed to xXx_DaedalusOmega69_xXx isn't he

So get on it son


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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 2:57 am 
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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MAN I DON'T BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS 'S NOT REAL

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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:02 am 
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I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE MY PRESENT FOR A MISTER BISHOP

ONE (1) MAGICAL NIGHT OF PASSION

BACK TO THE SHOP THEN HUH, FOR A FULL REFUND I THINK


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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:00 am 
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I can't wait to get a thousand bucks in the mail thanks to whoever will be paired with me

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I can't wait to get a thousand bucks in the mail thanks to whoever will be paired with me
Welp, when they don't I guess we'll find out who you were paired with after we see someone suddenly banned.
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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:51 pm 
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Spoony wrote:
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE MY PRESENT FOR A MISTER BISHOP

ONE (1) MAGICAL NIGHT OF PASSION

BACK TO THE SHOP THEN HUH, FOR A FULL REFUND I THINK

OH YOU SLY DOG

WAVING SUCH PLEASURABLE COMPANY IN FRONT OF ME HOW COULD I EVER DENY YOUR TINY BODY DRESSED TO THE NINES OR WHATEVER

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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2014 10:11 pm 
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I need to give it some thought but I might actually be able to participate this year

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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:11 pm 
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Same. I have the cheddar and stuff to, but I want to make sure I can ship things on time.

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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 8:13 pm 
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If I end up participating I'll just end up using Amazon

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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:54 am 
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This time of the year again, eh?

Welcome home, uncle spoonster

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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 1:40 pm 
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hang on why did all participants get an address in australia

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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:22 pm 
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Would it be weird to me to participate in this and just shell out some steam games for whoever I get? I just paid a bunch for international shipping in a food exchange to Sweden and that combined with vegas means I probably won't be able to deal with shipping costs, but should have enough to buy a thing.

If that would make things too weird or complicated I'll just sit out, figured I'd at least ask though.

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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:24 pm 
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I would recommend just sitting it out.


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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 5:25 pm 
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Alright pretend I didn't post then

As in, ever. On the entire forum.

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 Post subject: Re: It's Another Secret Santa Thing Why Not
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:48 pm 
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