AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Tips for getting through life easier

1.Use the same password for everything. I have accounts on sites I haven't used for years but could still login if needed/wished
2.You can tell that pants will fir your waist by wrapping the waist line around your neck.

hot tip: post your thread twice on an internet forum to get double the replies

Dub topic deleted, be careful when posting next time!

Don't even know how that happened. My bad Great Handsome Oppressor

lifehack: dont shit your pants



real gamerz pro tip: this is actually not a good idea.

Life hack: Don't commit crimes in order to have a good chance of not going to jail.

If you go to bed and notice you forgot something but are too tired or doesn't have time to do it, throw something on the floor (preferably not something fragile) so that you remember the next morning when you'll notice it.

what if it was like, "feed baby"

and you just piledrive that little thing into the ground

"NOT DEALIN WITH THIS TONIGHT"

lifehack breathe half as much to conserve air for later

Lifehack: use your frying pan

as a drying pan

Lifehack: Be a white male to get the most benefits in life.

Life hack: do tons of drugs to feel happier. All the cool kids are doing it!

Life hack: pool chlorine is actually a very tasty cake like substance, go ahead and try it

good thread

Lifehack 101: If you are not gettign what you want in an internet forum, be sure to demand it more, and insult everybody who tires to give it to you, that way they know you're the boss next time.