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Rinoko
 Post subject: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 5:24 pm 
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I know you have questions, ladies. And it just so happens I was diagnosed with being male before I was born. But this means I'm able to answer your questions as a primary source.

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Shad
 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 5:31 pm 
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Why are men such shit?

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 5:37 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:01 pm 
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are balls uncomfortable

they seem like they would be but idk

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:26 pm 
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just how low

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DarkSurfer
 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:05 pm 
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do boys have cooties

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TerraChimaera
 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:16 pm 
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How do their ears taste

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Doormaster
 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:36 pm 
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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:41 pm 
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Why are men such shit?


Because you are

WHAT YOU EAT

HUEHUEHUE

Also because acting like assholes makes us feel better about ourselves.

princess brothel wrote:
hows benis


It's been a while since I took sex ed but I'm pretty sure I don't have that.

Winchester wrote:
are balls uncomfortable

they seem like they would be but idk


You really don't notice them that much. Unless you injure them, then you pray for the sweet release of death.

iamthelordhitman wrote:
just how low

do they go


Next question.

The Big Cheese wrote:
do boys have cooties


The best kind, bby ~

TerraChimaera wrote:
How do their ears taste


I

I've never tasted another man's lobes.

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Would you like to stay for dinner?

Would you like to stay forever?

Wait, are any of you even ladies? I'd like to see some ID.

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 Post subject: is that even a man question
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 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:56 pm 
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Big Greasy Suplexes. Why are they so good, and how can I get more

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 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
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How can I travel to Turkey and enjoy me some oil wrestling?

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Valbrandur
 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2014 9:06 pm 
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Why do random men shove me and teabag me
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Cori
 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 2:44 am 
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Why do men spread their legs so wide like they're about to give birth when they're sitting on a bus

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Riku
 Post subject: Re: Ask Marcato About Men
PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:25 am 
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It is because with their narrow tiny hips, they must simulate a wider base so that they do not fall over while sitting. Simple physics compensating for a structural weakness, Cori.
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