AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Tsongkapa, the great reformer of Tibetan Buddhism & founder of the Gelukpa sect, died on this day in 1419 AD. In his memory every household burns countless butter lamps on roof-tops & chant prayers in his honour. Late in the evening Tibetan dumpling is served for supper.

Let us have a moment of silence in respect.

wtf 0_o

Sounds like something I would rather celebrate.

I didn't have any butter lamp, I just broke anything I had.
She's screaming like hell.

Interesting holiday, but I don't live in Tibet.


Actually, I don't think any of us do.

I might in a few decades. :Y

I will, the day China takes care of Tibet.
FOR GOOD.

You'd live in a radioactive crater? Seriously?

That would be the most peaceful place in the world.
And it would give me a third arm. SERIOUSLY, who never dreamt about having one ?

I did... until I contracted seven tumors and three different strings of cancer....

That was a horrible dream.

Yeah, but you had three arms ! Duh !

Third arm isn't so entertaining when it's coming out between your eyes, with a fourth coming out your booty, and a second nose right on your scrotum.....

Yes it is !
Duh, don't you know what's funny ?
... well maybe the nose on a scrotum isn't that great. I guess the smell isn't the best. But an booty out of your booty -COME ON, it's just... so entertaining ! Imagine, you're taking a crap, you can catch it ! Isn't that the sweetest thing ever ?
(maybe I'm going a little too far...)

When I finish constructing my rocket, I'm launching you into the sun. Just a heads up.

IAM GOING TO THE SUUUUUUUUUUN!