Three way boring.

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:03 am

We had another three word story.

One day Bon was playing Shaiya and Lyra yelled. So Lyra got a bucket and went fishing with magical sun boners, and Mama Luigi said "Screw it" and the boners pounced on him and tore him into hot bacon. Lyra laughed. Bon said "FIX HUMPTDY." Lyra said "What." and Bon yelled "Egg!" and the boners layed purple eggs. The eggs then wielded nipple axes and set out to slay Mister T. Mister T pitied the fools, and the eggs tried to pounce on him, but they couldn't jump. So he ate a third of the eggs. The boners revolted angrily and Lyra encouraged Bon to stop playing her game. Bon closed it and wielded baby seals. Lyra then marched out the pond and into the Swamp Wizard's house. The Swamp Wizard was playing Shaiya, and Lyra called him a douche. So the Wizard agreed quite heartily and killed some exploding whales to finish the job. He played a very annoying song on his pennies. His iPod punched the clock into oblivion. Lyra laughed while a magical man shat rainbows with golden excrement. The boners then marched to the Fortress and demanded to eat pokeymanz. Yeili said "NO" and closed the door in their poofy PANK butts.

Outside, the war against the Nag'rachel'sel'karch'gurrr waged in vain beauty of men. So the Wizard took his pajamas and put down his puppy cannons. His iPod launched missiles toward Nag'rachel'sel'karch'gurrrians, who screamed in pure ecstacy and died. The Wizard went all 40's and disco'd home. Then he realized that disco wasn't invented by Beethoven. But Eli Whitney burst into his closet and got all his clothes. Then he went to the bar to see Abraham and sell babies. Lyra, meanwhile, watched Bon kick the door open. Darkly tripped on acid and drank it, so he howled while half-naked and turned into a bishounen vampire and drank the blood of Batman. He promptly turned to Bon and put sweaters on because he was freaking cold there and swore about the caged monkeys in rectangular Michigan.

bagofnuts · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:04 am

You misspelled 'laid' and I was eating goldfish while wielding the baby seals.

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:05 am

bagofnuts wrote:

You misspelled 'laid' and I was eating goldfish while wielding the baby seals.

It was all blocky and had horrible grammar so I cut out the part about the goldfish. >: |

Darkly Nightman · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:06 am

Which was conveniently my part. >:V

Yeili · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:36 am

Wait hang on
I wasn't apart of this
WHY IS MY NAME IN THERE

Game Angel · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:17 pm

Yeili wrote:

Wait hang on
I wasn't apart of this
WHY IS MY NAME IN THERE

Oops, we forgot to give you the release form.

Yeili · **Posted:** Thu Dec 25, 2008 10:25 pm

Game Angel wrote:

Yeili wrote:

Wait hang on
I wasn't apart of this
WHY IS MY NAME IN THERE

Oops, we forgot to give you the release form.

YOU WEREN'T THERE, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

Chopstix · **Posted:** Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:00 am

What the fuck did I just read?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Three way boring.

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