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Lemons are the acidic, yellow-skinned fruit commonly used in drinks. Sometimes, people put sugar on them and eat them in slices.

Every post needs to be about lemons. If anybody goes off topic, this thread is going to be locked and the forumnite responsible will be banned.

This topic is about lemons, so help me God.

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This post is about lemons.

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the average lemon contains about 3 tablespoons of juice.

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Lemons? No thanks, I can't stand to see my favourite charecters be put in thosse kinds of situations.


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i hate lemons in my water

srsly, if i wanted that shit, id get lemonade.

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Lemons are yellow, yellow like psyduck :psyduck:

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The lemon is the common name for lyrasen. The reproductive tissue surrounds the seed of the angiosperm lemon tree. The lemon is used for culinary and nonculinary purposes throughout the world. The fruit is used primarily for its juice, though the pulp and rind (zest) are also used, primarily in cooking and baking. Lemon juice is about 5% (approximately 0.03 moles/Liter) citric acid, which gives lemons a tart taste, and a pH of 2 to 3. This makes lemon juice an inexpensive, readily available acid for use in educational science experiments. Lemons are also known for their sourness.

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I like my lemonade so sweet I should just be drinking pure sugar with some lemon zest on top.

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Lemons are believed to have been purple about five hundred years ago, when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, and man flew in fancy hovercrafts. The role of the woman five centuries ago was to produce lemons by washing clothing by means of electromagnets. Once the clothes are left to dry on an iron clothesline, the water that dripped turned into ripe, purple lemons once it touched a wooden table. Nowadays, lemons are yellow, so if you encounter a purple lemon, contact your local scientist, plumber, or poison control center.

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Lemons grow on trees that resemble bushes.

Or at least they kinda look like bushes.
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Three lemons connected in series with a penny as the cathode and a galvanized nail as the anode can power an LED.

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Lee, mon.

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Ice cold lemonade on a hot summer day is like one of the best things ever.

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Squirting lemon juice into your eyes hurts like hell.

Seriously, don't try it.


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