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Trennicus
 Post subject: Outsource.
PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:04 am 
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Okay, not really about Outsourcing, HOWEVER, I need help on my grad write up for the year book.

I am graduating this year, and grads have to do some dumb write up that some dumb kid might just take time out to read.

ONE THING I've noticed is that kids only read the short and funny write ups, and that's what I want. I want a funny quote. I WOULD PREFER a Spongebob, Flapjack or Linebeck quote but I also want something relevant to graduating.

So far, all I have is Peppermint Larry's 'molassjoke' quote because I'm a sucker for puns and it was the one pun that made me just shake my head.

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Why is this joke slooooooow like molasses?

Because it's molassjoke.


If you have ANYTHING better, tell me. :F

Go.

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"This school was so cash"
"how do i writed grad write up?"
"Ding"
"I told you i was hardcore"

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Fooflyer
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AHM DROONK YOU DUNT HAVE AN EXCOOSE

If, somehow, things go wrong, make sure to sound like a Scotsman!

Just look at some teacher or Prof. and say, IT WAS ALL YOU

It WILL make their day, I assure it.
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Merlin
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SQUIDWARD THE CEILING IS TALKING TO ME.

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Vaelor
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"Disregard this I suck cocks" usually goes over well.

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Merlin wrote:
SQUIDWARD THE CEILING IS TALKING TO ME.

I vote for Merlin's. If you're clueless check the POOP thread, it has plenty of Spongebob quotes.

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If the emperor looks naked, it means he IS naked.

Stop reading this, you're wasting your time !

Today I realise how useless this all was, and how long this wasteful time was. I need to go drink some shots, and then hang myself.

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John Craft wrote:
If the emperor looks naked, it means he IS naked.

Stop reading this, you're wasting your time !

Today I realise how useless this all was, and how long this wasteful time was. I need to go drink some shots, and then hang myself.


That's the spirit!

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coraleaterlinda
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Ame no Akai wrote:
<insert your name> leveled up!

What? <Insert name> is evolving!

Congratuations! <Insert name yet again> evolved into Graduate!


i vote this one.

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coraleaterlinda wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
<insert your name> leveled up!

What? <Insert name> is evolving!

Congratuations! <Insert name yet again> evolved into Graduate!


i vote this one.

Graduate wants to learn a new move, but he can only learn 4 moves! Delete one?

Eat
Sleep
Breathe
School <---

Graduate forgot school, and learned job!
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Trennicus
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I love outsourcing.

I love the Pokemon one, guys. <33

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