AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The East Coast has hurricanes.
The Mid-West has tornadoes.
The West Coast has earthquakes.
Hawaii has volcanoes.
Alaska has vampires.

Nowhere in the U.S. is it safe.

Nonsense, I have none of those.

You're in New Jersey, right?

You're the worst off.

Come to Canada. The worst we have are mosquitos in the summer and snow in the winter. :awesome:

I hate mosquitoes.

But I like snow.

Hmmmm....

I see you deftly avoided the Northeast, which is snow. Snow isn't bad once you get used to it. I've only been in one blizzard and the worst thing that'll happen is if you get stuck in your house for a few days, or out in the middle of it.

Playing in the snow is the best thing ever.

No, I am not 5.

Eff that, it is. Only problem that VA snow doesn't stick or stay long, so playing in it doesn't come often :l
Ohio snow is peeerfeeect though. I miss it D:

Not from what I've been told.

Also, where I live we don't get mosquitos in the summer, it gets insanely hot instead, and then in the winter, it gets insanely cold and we get feets of snow that stay for months.

Last winter we had snow by October that stayed until March. MARCH, GODDAMMIT! I don't want snow on my birthday. D:< It's supposed to be Spring Break!

I like snow on my birthday.
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We have mountains and thus no true extremes, once the sea level rises' I'll be sipping fine wine 2000 ft above sea level while all you suckas near the coasts'll get wet.

I'm not in New Jersey.

Merlin lives in....
























CAMELOT!

Huh. I don't know why I thought you were. =/

Merlin doesn't get any of those because he is a vampire.