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 Post subject: Badassery
PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:46 pm 
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What's the most epic/badass thing you've ever done? Surely there are those more-versed in badassery than me.

I slashed my neighbors tires last week. :awesome:

...But that's about all.


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I fell down the stairs. :awesome:


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:51 pm 
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I EXISTED. Yes, my ego is that large.

Uhh. I guess once a couple years back I befriended a dude just to steal his stuff. Then I found out how to break into his house through his cheap window and stole from him again. He never found out.


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I made a stink bomb and put it in a DOUCHEBAGS pocket.

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John Calibur wrote:
Uhh. I guess once a couple years back I befriended a dude just to steal his stuff. Then I found out how to break into his house through his cheap window and stole from him again. He never found out.


What did you steal? If it's something valuable, that's better. If it's something that was just personally precious to him (like a family photo or his dog), more points.




...But I'm not that bad. The tire-slashing was my only moment of badassery in my life. That bitch just reaaaally deserved it.


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Rape a nigger. :)

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Well I once pulled a chair out from underneath my best friend.

Saying this is basically saying "Epic? What's that?"

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Haha, sadly, I am. :)

Honestly, the most baddass thing I've done was steal some cola. 8)

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You use a lot of smilies.


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My most badass action... uh...
Causing a guy to trip on accident when he ran past me.

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I've pulled out chairs from under people and tripped people to the ground, but I just felt bad afterwards.

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Water wrote:
I've pulled out chairs from under people and tripped people to the ground, but I just felt bad afterwards.


I felt bad after I did it. Huh, what? Did you say something? >>

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I made a dry ice bomb and blew it up in some guys backyard on halloween because every year they refused to give out candy to anybody. My old neighborhood didn't take the denial of candy well.


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I... had a pine cone fight with strangers in third grade... ._.'

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