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Odyssey
 Post subject: "Merlin's One Weakness" - A Story
PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:04 am 
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"Merlin's One Weakness"
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Once, upon a magical time, a wizard named Merlin moderated a forum. This wizard could cast spells like no one else.

One spell could make hookers and beer appear from the secret underwater fortress that was in his pants. The beer tasted better than anything, except maybe Skittles.

His fortress was so powerful, that nothing could destroy it, except maybe a packet of Skittles.

Skittles were Merlin's one weakness, but he secretly desired to eat them. If Merlin ate Skittles, he would lose his powers of his sarcastic posts and his Awkward Zombie moderation. The forum would lose its way, and anarchy would be brought by the regulars because Merlin couldn't act.

Fear of the regulars going crazy has kept Merlin from eating his secret supply of millions of Skittles. If they were to fall into the wrong hands, then everything would drown in chaos.

Therefore, Merlin can't ever eat Skittles, or Awkward Zombie will die horribly.

THE END

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Wow. I thought all the other banal, asinine topics that have been popping up recently were bad, but this takes the fucking cake.
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SnowManZero
 Post subject: Re: "Merlin's One Weakness" - A Story
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Odyssey wrote:
The forum would lose its way, and anarchy would be brought by the regulars because Merlin couldn't act.


I'm always one to promote anarchy.

Eat teh skittles, merlin! EAT THEM!

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That's how bored we get on AIM.
We make stories about proletariats that we're all probably scared shitless of.
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Aw. I go to bed and you make the BEST three word story. D:

;^;

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[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?

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I'm pretty daisies glad I didn't get to participate in this.

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I said I wanted to post this somewhere on the forums, as a sig or something. I'll just put it here.
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FilthyFurFag (2:37:28 AM): I want in Merlin's pants. :U
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When DO these go on?

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
When DO these go on?


Anytime anyone is in the chatroom. :awesome:
Actually, were doing one now.

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[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?

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Yeili wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
When DO these go on?


Anytime anyone is in the chatroom. :awesome:
Actually, were doing one now.


What's the chat room?

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Yeili wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
When DO these go on?


Anytime anyone is in the chatroom. :awesome:
Actually, were doing one now.


What's the chat room?


AIM me and I'll tell you (Meilira)

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Needs more MSN chats.

But that story's pretty funny. :awesome:

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Fauche wrote:
Needs more MSN chats.

But that story's pretty funny. :awesome:


MSN = Phail
Windows live = EPIC PHAILURE!!! :evil:

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Phat Shaggy wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Needs more MSN chats.

But that story's pretty funny. :awesome:


MSN = Phail
Windows live = EPIC PHAILURE!!! :evil:


Yahoo = Crap.

AOL = Crap.

Oh look, I can do it too. :colbert:


Fuck you all.

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Fauche wrote:
Phat Shaggy wrote:
Fauche wrote:
Needs more MSN chats.

But that story's pretty funny. :awesome:


MSN = Phail
Windows live = EPIC PHAILURE!!! :evil:


Yahho = Crap.

AOL = Crap.

Oh look, I can do it too. :colbert:



You spelled Yahoo wrong. :awesome:

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